I probably should have mentioned what I was laughing at. that post was directed at his comment that he will assault me until I leave. I just found that funny.
I remain opposed to the original point of this thread, and still believe it isn't something to joke about.
I'll accept my past comments as well. I would think Alan would agree with them, especially since he often brings up Darwinism during debates in the other thread.
You don't need to buy my beliefs, but just like everyone else I'm entitled to an opinion.
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
areusad831 wrote: I would go with the rope but im sure you can find money before killing yourself...im sure you have some high quality sperm that can be donated.
SPERM!!! Now I just need to find a place to drop them off! Well my third option (that didn't appear??) said "Seriously dude, it'll be OK"
Jim - seriously, you do need to lighten up JUST a WEEEEEEEEEE bit. It's amazing that the ONE other person that agreed with you about this thread doesn't have your back so perhaps she at least has a sense of humor and can tell when Neil's joking around.
Alls I had is a bad day......today still "semi sucks" because I have no money, but thats OK.....I got hair on my back (oh, clothes also) and an apartment, a fiance, and my seX-box.......I think I'll live.
From what I've been told I have a great sense of humour. I just don't find death funny. There's isn't anything wrong with that, in fact it makes a lot of sense.
I know you're only joking, that's how you are, but I just don't like the idea about joking about not only death, but suicide. It's just not my style.
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
J-Neli wrote:From what I've been told I have a great sense of humour.
Whoever told you this Jim, turned around, walked away, and was dying laughing.
J-Neli wrote: I just don't find death funny. There's isn't anything wrong with that, in fact it makes a lot of sense.
Let's go back to the title of this thread, shall we??? Did Neil say: how should I kill myself??? NOOOOO....bloody tampon. How you do I didn't mean "only for a second". You don't know. It's all called a joke so stfu
J-Neli wrote:I know you're only joking, that's how you are, but I just don't like the idea about joking about not only death, but suicide. It's just not my style.
You know how I am, exactly. So whats the big deal?? As far as suicide, repeat my above response.
first off bud, you only know me through some text. Anyone can have a sense of humour by putting a hundred 's in there posts. So don't make assumptions about my personality when you really don't have a clue.
Your second thing didn't make much sense, so I'm not too sure what to make of it...
Even if you have a sense of humour it doesn't make suicide a laughing matter in my opinion. Can't you leave it at that? That's my opinion, I stated it and left, and only responded when I was attacked for that. There was no reason to take it farther but you guys did. Now hopefully this thread will just go away since it seems my beliefs trouble you.
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
we don't like having the fun sucked out of fun things.
we arn't politically correct. deal with it.
-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Jim, go take your morality crusades somewhere else. No one wants to fucking hear it. We all know Neil isn't going to kill himself, so just shut up. You're the most insensitive person when it comes to death anyway. We all clearly remember your responses to a thread about suicide which were directed at me, and how you called me a coward and told me to get over myself. Now you're here trying to tell people they're wrong for mentioning suicide, and guess what? No one cares. Everyone else here just laughs it off as if it were nothing. Do the same or stop fucking coming into this thread. No one cares if you feel his joke was wrong. You have no right to speak until you take sexist, racist, and all other inappropriate jokes out of your life. Until then, fuck off and go kill yourself.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
well now that this thread has become the "bash Jim" thread its no more fun.
damn.
-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Yeah, well no one here would be bashing Jim if he didn't bash everyone else. It's hard to find a post on here, when he's not having to defend himself, where he's not being an asshole to someone else. Go through his posts. I dare you to try and find a post where he at least tried to be nice to someone.
Good luck.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
on the not-so-spammie side of things,
I say head in the over.
Its more dramatic.
You'll be remembered that way.
-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Umm, Alex, we should have a talk about the effects hanging yourself has on your face. I don't know if too many people like going to funerals with people whose faces are all funny looking and having their eyes popped out of their head.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
J-Neli wrote:first off bud, you only know me through some text. Anyone can have a sense of humour by putting a hundred 's in there posts. So don't make assumptions about my personality when you really don't have a clue.
Your second thing didn't make much sense, so I'm not too sure what to make of it...
Even if you have a sense of humour it doesn't make suicide a laughing matter in my opinion. Can't you leave it at that? That's my opinion, I stated it and left, and only responded when I was attacked for that. There was no reason to take it farther but you guys did. Now hopefully this thread will just go away since it seems my beliefs trouble you.
Jim, I'll take the whole "a hundred :lo:'s in their posts" thing like I see it, but I'd like to simply say if you actually DID know me......I honestly laugh about as much as is posted on here. You'll never find a guy with as big of a sarcastic sense of freaking humor as myself.
Sense? I think I made perfect sense.....just stay with me and you'll be alright.
Leave it at that??? I'm not the one dragging anything out, hombre. You're the one even in this thread and starting all the bitching about Neil making simple jokes....and its NOT EVEN ABOUT SUICIDE.
*chi ching* the quarter has now gone through, you can place your call whenever you're ready
P.S.
Jim, its not your "beliefs" that trouble me.......make a joke about something stupid in the future and you'll see this thread from Neil's side of the tracks.
Rufus Wainwright wrote:Umm, Alex, we should have a talk about the effects hanging yourself has on your face. I don't know if too many people like going to funerals with people whose faces are all funny looking and having their eyes popped out of their head.
*ahem*
superrgirll wrote:in forensics class, we saw a picture of a guy who hung himself, and he hadn't been found in a couple of days and gravity was pulling down on his skin and it was all super saggy.
Well my third option (that didn't appear??) said "Seriously dude, it'll be OK" 
