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2+2=5 · Post by **2+2=5** » 9/12/2002, 6:49 pm

My last name sounds very much like mazur. I don't have a problem with it

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/12/2002, 6:54 pm

LIAM wrote:he he he Johnson

SHUT UP! my brother and father must own a dozen of those stupid "Big Johnson" shirts. blech. oh well, I'd rather have the name Johnson than Cox. I know a few Cox.

when I was working in the office of a trucking company a driver with the last name of Cox came in to fill out an application. he gave me his name and I asked him (out of HABIT, because I always ask employees how they spell their names) if his last name was spelled C-O-X. he gave me a very pained look and said "yes. pleeeeease don't spell it the other way!"

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/12/2002, 6:55 pm

Bananababy · Post by **Bananababy** » 9/12/2002, 6:57 pm

hahah

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/12/2002, 7:14 pm

You shoulda written Caulks or something just to piss him off.

And you all collectively know every one of my names by now

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/13/2002, 1:39 pm

fluttergirl wrote:my birth name was Susan Little Brave Johnson. now it's Susan Little Brave Salinas.

please don't stalk me. thank you.

I think I'm going to change my name to Turd Ferguson. (obscure SNL Jeopardy / Burt Reynolds reference.)

Is your middle name seriously "Little Brave?" That's so cool!

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/13/2002, 3:37 pm

yeah, it's Little Brave. I hated it when I was a kid. these days people who can't remember my first name either call me Red or Little Brave. feh.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/13/2002, 5:23 pm

Oh I get it, because Little Brave is easier to remember than Suzie.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/13/2002, 5:38 pm

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/13/2002, 6:28 pm

liam · Post by **liam** » 9/14/2002, 5:41 am

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 9/14/2002, 6:42 am

fluttergirl wrote:I think I'm going to change my name to Turd Ferguson. (obscure SNL Jeopardy / Burt Reynolds reference.)

hahahaha,
-burt reynolds
-thats not my name
-alright, turd ferguson
-ya what ya want
-you buzzed in
-no i didnt
-yes you did
-ya well thats your opnion

i didnt think anyone remembered that but me and a few people i know

liam · Post by **liam** » 9/14/2002, 7:23 am

even i remembered that, that was one of the best celeb jep's ever!

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/14/2002, 7:52 am

full name... James Christopher J-Neli
not very original... but I like it

lora · Post by **lora** » 9/14/2002, 8:18 am

my full name: Lora Lyn O'Halloran
it even rhymes.

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/14/2002, 10:30 am

happeninfish wrote:Oh I get it, because Little Brave is easier to remember than Suzie.

well, it IS out of the ordinary. I tend to remember unique names easier than regular names.

actually, I'm terrible with names. I tend to make up names for people when I can't remember their real ones. that's caused more than a few awkward moments in my life.

Tim: "hey Suz!"
me: "uh, hey... cute boy with dredlocks."
Tim: "you don't remember my name, do you."
me: "sure I do!"
Tim: "what is it?"
me: "ummm... Jim?"
Tim: "Suz, we went to school together for 7 years."
me: "whatever. wanna go on a road trip?"

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/14/2002, 10:31 am

Gimme_Shelter wrote:
fluttergirl wrote:I think I'm going to change my name to Turd Ferguson. (obscure SNL Jeopardy / Burt Reynolds reference.)
hahahaha,
-burt reynolds
-thats not my name
-alright, turd ferguson
-ya what ya want
-you buzzed in
-no i didnt
-yes you did
-ya well thats your opnion

i didnt think anyone remembered that but me and a few people i know

I didn't think anyone would actually get it. neat.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/14/2002, 1:00 pm

I remember that! Back from when SNL was not monkey-turd-quality!

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 9/14/2002, 1:01 pm

thats right, it was Turd Ferguson quality

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 9/14/2002, 11:09 pm

fluttergirl wrote:actually, I'm terrible with names. I tend to make up names for people when I can't remember their real ones

I am horrible with names too. I always refer to people by description: guy from hamilton, guy that kinda looked like eminem, guy from sum 41 concert, hot boy with the tool shirt.

you all get the idea.

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