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Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/12/2007, 2:02 pm

Lando has cooties.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/13/2007, 3:44 am

The kind that attracts women to me. This is true.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/13/2007, 8:21 am

Word!

I need those cooties too. Share dammit!

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/13/2007, 5:08 pm

when he says women, he means in the singular form. or at least he better!

but i must say, if you have those cooties, you'll get yourself a damn good woman. and yes, i am only slightly conceited.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/13/2007, 6:07 pm

hey, I can't help it if I'm irresistible. Women want me, and my girlfriend beats them up!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 8/13/2007, 6:09 pm

Lando wrote:hey, I can't help it if I'm irresistible. Women want me, and my girlfriend beats them up!

haha, nice.

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 8/13/2007, 10:01 pm

hahah

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/23/2007, 2:37 am

Lando wrote:hey, I can't help it if I'm irresistible. Women want me, and my girlfriend beats them up!

women know better than to want you. they fear my wrath. seriously. watch out. i'm the toughest, smallest, 5'2" ass kicker around.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/23/2007, 2:46 am

or you're just small and sweet and most people aren't too afraid of you, except for my friend trevor.

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/23/2007, 4:01 am

trevor better watch his back.

he may be twice my height, but that doesn't stop me. although lately he doesn't seem to fear me as much. i must be sure to fix that to keep up my rep.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/23/2007, 4:37 pm

yeah you're slipping!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/23/2007, 9:57 pm

Would I be afraid of Laurel too?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/23/2007, 11:48 pm

Probably. She's only scary if you look her in the eyes. Like Medusa, but she doesn't have snakes for hair and you won't turn to stone, but you might pee yourself in fear.

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/24/2007, 12:02 am

my eyes are blue.

not pee-making scary.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/24/2007, 12:20 am

when you have the angry glare they scare trevor, because it's definitely not your size he finds threatening!

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/24/2007, 12:21 am

he runs away from me when i walk menacingly towards him, though.

and i don't have an angry glare!

....i don't think. do i?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/24/2007, 2:02 am

you don't think? how do you function!?

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/24/2007, 3:15 am

well, when i'm with you, you're in charge of general reasoning.

otherwise, i just go on autopilot and hope for the best.

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