The ASK LANDO! Thread

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 4/28/2007, 11:36 am

landon, remember when we found out we are brothers?

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 4/28/2007, 3:47 pm

Lando,
How is my fish still alive? He hasnt eaten in well over a month and lays at the bottom of the bowl. Do you think he is tired of being in water?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/28/2007, 5:30 pm

gravity wrote:landon, remember when we found out we are brothers?

I do. I have the legal documents stashed away in a vault inside of a vault inside of a vault inside of McDonald's men's washroom in New Mexico.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/28/2007, 5:37 pm

crustine wrote:Lando,
How is my fish still alive? He hasnt eaten in well over a month and lays at the bottom of the bowl. Do you think he is tired of being in water?

I think he's tired of the dirty water and the shabby blue collar fish food you're buying him. He's royalty in the fish world and deserves to be treated like it!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/28/2007, 6:45 pm

Hey Lando, remember that time we spent down in Tiajuana with Patrick Swayzie?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/28/2007, 6:48 pm

Lando wrote:
Chanandler Bong wrote:I'm not looking at the knife...
In case you were wondering. That's Penelope Cruz from the movie Volver.

Be that as it may, I'm still not looking at the knife. :*)**

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 4/28/2007, 8:49 pm

lando
what does one feed Beta Royalty?

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/29/2007, 1:09 am

not car keys

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/29/2007, 1:10 am

oh and gerbers baby food doesnt go well with the fishy kind

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/30/2007, 4:03 am

crustine wrote:lando
what does one feed Beta Royalty?

D'uh! Everyone knows that!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/30/2007, 4:19 am

Chanandler Bong wrote:Hey Lando, remember that time we spent down in Tiajuana with Patrick Swayzie?

Not really, too much alcohol was involved... this is all I remember...

The rest is all a blur.

Oh and for those who are wondering. Patrick Swayzie was a Patrick Swayze impersonator. Johnny found him begging for quarters outside of a 7-11. Not so surprisingly, he had a scratch ticket addiction and since it's been slow for Dirty Dancing theme parties (they probably haven't been popular since the late 1980s), he hadn't had a job in a while. Johnny and I told him we'd do our best to get him some work... at first we convinced some people to hire him for a Donnie Darko theme party to appear as Jim Cunningham from the movie. However it turned out that having someone at the party they think is a child pornographer/molester is a little unsettling, so it didn't go over well...

Oh well... maybe we'll be able to convince people to do Black Dog parties!

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 4/30/2007, 12:44 pm

this is so where the money lies.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/30/2007, 4:01 pm

Your pic doesn't work!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/30/2007, 6:27 pm

llama! I forgot about that!

Oh and lando should make me a cool signature too.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/1/2007, 4:29 am

Now your pic works!

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 5/1/2007, 10:25 am

LANDON WHY DO YOU GO TO NEW MEXICO AND STILL NOT CLEVELAND?????

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/1/2007, 11:51 am

That's cause he's afraid of Cleveland Steamers. Which is odd considering he invented Cleveland Steamers.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 5/1/2007, 1:51 pm

id give him one. so he's right to be afraid.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/1/2007, 4:58 pm

Well, your Cleveland Steamers are legendary, so no wonder he's afraid!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/1/2007, 5:01 pm

I only fear the Steveland Cleamer!

Because he's my friend Josh! And he hasn't posted here in a while.

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The ASK LANDO! Thread