The Story Game Thread v2.0

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/15/2006, 9:08 am

HUZZAH!!!

... that's if anyone ever continues it.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 2/15/2006, 7:39 pm

Maybe you should continue the story!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/15/2006, 7:53 pm

SOMEONE continue the story!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/15/2006, 8:22 pm

But I suck at writing.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 2/15/2006, 8:25 pm

It's for the good of the CM!

Post by **faninor** » 2/15/2006, 9:06 pm

Fananigan and Jer were getting thirsty. They decided to have their "Irish" tea. Jer was still thirsty, so he filled up Joe the cooler with beer and loaded it into the pink spaceship which Fananigan now owned the title to after Elle's huge marketing success with xxx-cmgirls-xxx.clumsymonkey.net They decided to check around the remains of earth for survivors.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/15/2006, 9:25 pm

OMG WHO WILL THEY FIND?!?!?!?12121212

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 2/22/2006, 4:27 pm

as they scour the abandoned superhighways and demolished urban dwellings, they begin to lose hope in finding anyone. just as it seems there are no survivors left, something near an old burger stand started moving. the earth started to shake- wait no, that's just the tension building- and out of the rubble emerges...William Shatner!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 2/22/2006, 4:36 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 2/22/2006, 8:21 pm

William Shatner informed them that he was indeed a rocketman, which impressed them greatly. They camped there for three days and three night while Shatner regaled them with tales of his adventures as a rocketman. However their temporary friendship ended when Shatner was discovered trying to steal Jer's beer. Not being fond of beer stealers, Jer knocked William Shatner out with a drumstick. Fananigan jumped on to Jer's shoulders and they snowboarded down a previously unnoticed mountain on their unconscious Shatner-board.

Post by **faninor** » 2/22/2006, 8:50 pm

Then they kicked Shatner in the nuts and called him a whore.

Which, aside from the nutkicking, Shatner thought was more a compliment than an insult.

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 2/22/2006, 9:46 pm

after kicking him in the nuts, Fananigan and Jer step off their unconscious Shatner- board into 3 feet of snow, only to find themselves surrounded by a pack of ninjas

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/23/2006, 8:46 am

Oh no!

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 2/23/2006, 3:56 pm

yes!

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 2/25/2006, 7:59 pm

come on guys! someone's gotta pick up the story! i'm hanging in suspense! HANGING!!!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/26/2006, 7:53 am

ME TOO OMG!!!!! MORE NOW!!!

Post by **faninor** » 3/13/2006, 1:47 pm

The ninjas were carrying laptops, so Jer asked to borrow one and then went to his new favorite website, http://www.rexgoudie.com/

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/13/2006, 2:31 pm

Why, Jer, why?!?!

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 3/13/2006, 5:31 pm

yeah jer went to the website, started rex-goudie-n' it up in therrr and the ninjas were all like "bitch please" and started ninja-kicking his websurfing ass.

...later (about a week later, but jer has no idea of the time lapse) jer and shatner wake up in some 40 year old mans moms basement with matching dancing penguin tatoos on their left thighs

shatner exclaims "i... have no ... idea how we...got here! ...oh, who..wil save...me"

jer bitchslaps shatner and yells "you folllfoooslohL! stay calm you sissie! no one's going to save your sorry washed up has been ass! now get a grip! here' s what were going to do..."

and he unraveled his unique and ingenious plan...

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 3/14/2006, 7:38 pm

*is intrigued*

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The Story Game Thread v2.0