Why I find you so sexy.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 6/30/2003, 11:46 pm

why you ARE a sexy bunch. i am in awe of all the sexiness

man, you're sexy.

ohhh, and you too.

but not you.

Candy-coated Fake · Post by **Candy-coated Fake** » 6/30/2003, 11:51 pm

Not me? I'm quite depressed now!

The CM is so sexy...it rocks my pants off.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 6/30/2003, 11:53 pm

no, you were the first sexy one. and the second. hell, you're all the cm sexiness rolled into one! mmmmm, sexy

Candy-coated Fake · Post by **Candy-coated Fake** » 6/30/2003, 11:55 pm

Rolled into one? Like a jelly roll? Damn those things are good.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 7/1/2003, 12:00 am

jelly rolls compare in no way to egg rolls. damn, those things are fine!

Candy-coated Fake · Post by **Candy-coated Fake** » 7/1/2003, 12:02 am

Egg rolls are good. Are they made with meat? I forget...mayb there's dog in them.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 7/1/2003, 12:07 am

nooo, there can't be meat.though, technically speaking eggs are meat, because they are dead animals, but they were never really alive and do eggrolls even have eggs, because it would make sense for, you know 'egg'rolls to have eggs, but when's the last time you saw a 'ham'burger walking down the street that had ham in it?

Candy-coated Fake · Post by **Candy-coated Fake** » 7/1/2003, 12:09 am

I wonder if hamburgers will ever be able to walk. Maybe they'll eat us like we eat them. Or maybe I just have issues that need to be dealt with. I think that's it.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 7/1/2003, 12:12 am

Q- What do you call a cow with two legs?

A- Lean beef!! ohhh, i crack me up.

eggrolls are keen

Candy-coated Fake · Post by **Candy-coated Fake** » 7/1/2003, 12:13 am

You're just cracked.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 7/1/2003, 12:14 am

mmmm, crack

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 7/1/2003, 12:15 am

or life.

its very fun to get high on life

good shit

Candy-coated Fake · Post by **Candy-coated Fake** » 7/1/2003, 12:19 am

Life...yeah, that stuff gives me the biggest trip.

Quoted from an idiotic girl at my school: "I only do 'shrooms and weed because they give me the biggest trip!" And I give a damn because? Go back and play with your wanksta friends. Bitch.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/1/2003, 4:25 am

thirdhour wrote:why you ARE a sexy bunch. i am in awe of all the sexiness

man, you're sexy. ohhh, and you too. but not you.

No, there's no unsexy ones here. you are all amazingly sexy. Emily's ass is to die for. If you were willing to die for an ass that is.

As for everyone else I haven't mentioned. I definitely find you to be the among the sexiest people I've ever seen, or if not seen, imagined naked. Or if not imagined naked, I still find you sexy.

emily · Post by **emily** » 7/1/2003, 6:38 am

Lando...

Yannic, hamburgers are called just that because they were invented in Hamburg, Germany.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/1/2003, 7:07 am

Actually they're called hamburgers because originally this guy named Burgerface Jim was like, "Man! No turkey for thanksgiving???" And his mom was like "NO! Only ham this year!!" So he got pretty angry, went and played some paddle ball for a few minutes when the bouncing of the ball smacking into the paddle gave him an idea! He ran out to the barn to punch a pig to tenderize it, but alas the last pig was used for the dinner ham!!! So, he settled for a cow and punched it for a few hours till it was nice and tender!

So, because he was mad at having HAM instead of turkey, he just decided to call it HAM BURGER. He cut out the face part of his name cause he didnt want people asking if there were eyeballs and stuff in the meat.

emily · Post by **emily** » 7/1/2003, 8:37 am

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Why I find you so sexy.