Dear Bethany and friends:

emily · Post by **emily** » 6/25/2003, 7:25 pm

Dear Alan, Alex, and Bethany,

How does one convince their parents to allow them to get another piercing?

-Pierceless in Prague

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/25/2003, 7:28 pm

elucidate

emily · Post by **emily** » 6/25/2003, 7:29 pm

I would like to get my navel pierced or some spot of my body that I pride like that. My mom thinks I will turn into a slut. ?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/25/2003, 7:36 pm

Dear slut,

Tell your mother that everyone's doing it these days and then try to avoid mentioning the fact that everyone is also a slut these days. Then, avoid coming home with a horrible misshapen STD and you will be fine.

Love always,
Alex

emily · Post by **emily** » 6/25/2003, 7:45 pm

misshapen STD?!?!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/25/2003, 7:49 pm

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/25/2003, 7:50 pm

happeninfish wrote:

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Geez, leave it to a woman to use two completely opposite smilies right beside eachother, just to confuse the hell out of me.

emily · Post by **emily** » 6/25/2003, 7:53 pm

I don't get it either... but I guess I'll take it as a yes/no. Thanks for the help.... yeah.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/25/2003, 7:55 pm

It was sort of a "yup. don't ask."

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/25/2003, 7:56 pm

I wouldn't come here for actual advise. These are joke answers. You're supposed to ask joke questions, such as:

Dear BAA,

I like sheep. I mean, I really like sheep. I have to admit, I've had sex with quite a lot of them. In fact, calling you all "BAA" really turns me on.

- Wooly Allen

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/25/2003, 7:56 pm

No question. I just felt like sharing that with you all.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/25/2003, 8:04 pm

rob.. you shouldnt screw sheep.. dude.. thats just wrong

emily · Post by **emily** » 6/25/2003, 8:04 pm

Dear BAA,

It really annoys me when people make jokes that aren't funny. When in relation to sheep, someone saying the name "Wooly Allen", per se. Did you like Annie Hall? I didn't think that was funny either. Diane Keaton just really annoyed me in that role. "Wanna come up to my place for coffee?" "I dunno, I probably have to get going soon" "It'll only be for a minute" " OK, maybe" Seriously, I think Mr. Allen needs to quit with the movies. So what do you think? I personally thought "Hollywood Ending" was subpar. I also don't know what's with him marrying someone 1/3 his age.

-Not Funny in Nantucket

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 6/25/2003, 8:05 pm

Oh, the sheep probably like it.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/25/2003, 8:06 pm

aerin apparently has first hand knowledge

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 6/25/2003, 8:07 pm

Watch yooself.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/25/2003, 8:08 pm

*sits in front of the mirror*

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 6/25/2003, 8:08 pm

Thaaat's better.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/25/2003, 8:11 pm

dear BAA

what arrangements does one make to get a hitman?

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 6/25/2003, 8:14 pm

emily wrote:Dear BAA,

It really annoys me when people make jokes that aren't funny. When in relation to sheep, someone saying the name "Wooly Allen", per se. Did you like Annie Hall? I didn't think that was funny either. Diane Keaton just really annoyed me in that role. "Wanna come up to my place for coffee?" "I dunno, I probably have to get going soon" "It'll only be for a minute" " OK, maybe" Seriously, I think Mr. Allen needs to quit with the movies. So what do you think? I personally thought "Hollywood Ending" was subpar. I also don't know what's with him marrying someone 1/3 his age.

-Not Funny in Nantucket

Woody Allen is hilarious
Annie Hall is great.

I win.
You lose.
The end

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Dear Bethany and friends: