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Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/18/2003, 8:54 pm

Let me tell you......she had LOTS!! So many infact that many of them remained un-named. She was the village bicycle after all

v wants to be the next Monica Lewinsky

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/18/2003, 10:16 pm

She's rich and famous! Who wouldn't?

v wouldn't.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/19/2003, 11:04 am

Its just not for me

V wants to live in a card board box

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 5/19/2003, 11:22 am

you got that right

v wants to come and live with me in my card board box

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 5/19/2003, 1:30 pm

it'll be tight, but we'll manage

V said bum when the teacher asked them what the wanted to be when they grew up

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/19/2003, 2:23 pm

hey, I'd get more money being on welfare in NY state than working.....

v thinks that Martha Stewart is one hot beyotch...

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/19/2003, 5:00 pm

v wants to be a profeesional wrestler

Misc. Blues · Post by **Misc. Blues** » 5/20/2003, 4:30 pm

< OOOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

< Snap it to a slim jim!!

V is Jealous because can't be a pro wrestler

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 5/24/2003, 7:57 pm

i just don't have what it takes

v enjoys brocolli in massive amounts

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 5/24/2003, 7:59 pm

if by massive you mean normal, then yes.

V tells people to "watch the merchandise", and by "merchandise", V means V's junk!

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 5/24/2003, 8:30 pm

jebeezus people!

watch the merchandise!

V belives peanuts have genders

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 5/24/2003, 8:55 pm

well they've got the nuts part down...and i guess "peanuts" sorta sounds like "penis"...

V is suddenly feeling the urge to run far far away from thie thread

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/24/2003, 11:26 pm

I've had that feeling for a long time now, but I've never acted on it.

v is gonna save v's tired soul, v is gonna save our lives

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 5/24/2003, 11:31 pm

i'm your saviour

v's soul needs saving

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/25/2003, 10:24 am

If it doesn't, I'm coming back as a lawn ornament in your mom's lawn.

v thinks that hot sex involves an open fire and kabob sticks

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/25/2003, 1:24 pm

That would burn and hurt my tender spots

v wants to know about the birds and the bee's

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/25/2003, 2:13 pm

Yes. As in, why do they always have sex with each other? It would seem to me that the laws of physics would preclude this!

v knows the first law of thermodynamics and will share

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 5/25/2003, 3:10 pm

The first law of thermodynamics is go fuck ya'self.

Actually isn't it something about the energy in a system... not doing something... or something...

V Is gonna google this one for us

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 5/25/2003, 3:21 pm

Actualy < went to dictionary.com to get the results

ther·mo·dy·nam·ics
1. (used with a sing. verb) Physics that deals with the relationships and conversions between heat and other forms of energy.
2. (used with a pl. verb) Thermodynamic phenomena and processes.

V Has as much of a life as <

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/25/2003, 3:24 pm

Actually, the FIRST LAW of thermodynamics, which we were ACTUALLY looking for, is:

The first law of thermodynamics defines the internal energy (E) as equal to the difference of the heat transfer (Q) into a system and the work (W) done by the system. (E2 - E1 = Q - W)

v understands the above, and will explain it in English

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