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ArlieKoz13 · Post by **ArlieKoz13** » 9/25/2002, 4:58 pm

I just spilled orange cranberry juice all over myself.

*Smacks head on desk*

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 9/25/2002, 5:08 pm

I really, really want a tazer. And a nine foot long pole and a lot of duck tape. The next shit for brains chucklehead that squirts me with a water gun, randomly yells obscenities at me, or generally threatens to beat me up because he thinks he can, gets my boomstick right in the bloody gonads.

liam · Post by **liam** » 9/25/2002, 5:21 pm

i want a really big stick so i can hurt people in far distances!

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/25/2002, 6:07 pm

Boomstick

Anyways, Alan = Stupid. I called Steph today. I don't know why I did, but I know I did. She answered and spoke to me, and I expected her to not answer the phone. She almost seemed interested in speaking to me, but I couldn't speak, so I kept saying I should hang up. I am so fucking stupid. I really am. It's not like I am trying to get back with her, or really want to now, but I find myself in my room dialing her number. Some one from the Detroit area needs to call me, because I desperately miss talking on the phone. She said I could call her again, but I doubt I will, at least not in the near future. I just keep on inadvertantly trying to hurt myself, and I seriously don't know why. Alan = Stoopid.

the android · Post by **the android** » 9/25/2002, 6:11 pm

BOOMSTICK.

During English today the teacher was explaining a vocabulary word (girded), and said "Wether people support it or not, we are girding ourselves for battle." or something like that...

Then one girl was like "You know what I don't get? THey destroy a couple buildings and we keep talking about going in there and starting a way but I don't see why we can't just destroy the whole country!"

When someone told her that things weren't that simple, she said "I don't care."

I was a little aggravated.

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 9/25/2002, 6:18 pm

Ignorance is the shackles of youth.

the android · Post by **the android** » 9/25/2002, 6:23 pm

Damn right. And people tried to convince her otherwise and were like "Things aren't that simple, and it's not the whole country, it's terrorists. Individual people."

I won't get into a debate about it but I don't think it's fair.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/25/2002, 6:34 pm

ing computer, :mad:

ing internet, :mad:

ing message boards, :mad:

ing headache, :mad:

ing fever, :mad:

ing obligations, :mad:

ing moving to the :mad:

ing dorm

ing tomrrow and all I want to :mad:

ing do is fall off the :mad:

ing planet and :mad:

ing die.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/25/2002, 6:41 pm

I think you meant fucking.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/25/2002, 6:46 pm

fuck yes, I did.

FuckityfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCK

FUCK!!!

I feel better now.

No, I don't. :mad:

Canadian Coast Guard · Post by **Canadian Coast Guard** » 9/25/2002, 7:19 pm

go on kazaa and search "ebonics - the usage of the word fuck." I love that file.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/25/2002, 7:26 pm

infuckingcredible

absofuckinglutely

my favorite:
why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?

Canadian Coast Guard · Post by **Canadian Coast Guard** » 9/25/2002, 7:27 pm

As almost every word in the sentence:
fuck those fucking fuckers

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/25/2002, 7:58 pm

Now this folks is when you know you've hit the heights of society

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/25/2002, 9:03 pm

ye gods, CM is the heights of society?

I'm in trouble. :freak:

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/25/2002, 10:11 pm

yay...we're having a fuck parade tonight. well....i'll be happy to add my two cents. if they dare cancel or postpone the AC show....grrr....someone is going to get fucked..and not in the good way. :mad:

oh yeah...it's my fucking birthday :mrgreen:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/25/2002, 10:18 pm

^Happy fucking birthday!!!^

Tomorrow:

Me, attempting to move into dorm room, with no help, no car, and a raging fever.

:mad:

So yeah, just picture me walking several miles carrying a stack of boxes, every now and then stopping to puke.

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/25/2002, 10:22 pm

moving in? isn't it a little late for that? i started school like...a month ago.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/25/2002, 10:24 pm

Moving in. Quarter system. We start beginning of October.

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/25/2002, 10:25 pm

eak...i forgot to use vulgar language. well....i have a fucking stat test this morning at 8(fucking):40, so i better get my fucking ass into fucking bed. good fucking night everyone :mrgreen:

p.s.: i don't mean my fucks...i love you guys too much to swear at you :mrgreen:

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