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Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 2/10/2006, 9:45 pm

nikki4982 wrote:I hate my country. I hate my country. I hate my country.

Come to Canada. There's a house for sale somewhere around here. Or it goes on sale sunday. My friend is moving somewhere, lets put it that way.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/11/2006, 7:29 am

I'd love to... care to tell me how to get in legally?

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 2/11/2006, 7:48 am

we'll pretend you're married to a Canadian CMer!

*has visions of That 70's Show... Fez and Laurie*

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/11/2006, 8:08 am

I'm not sure Monkey would like that.

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 2/11/2006, 8:17 am

yeah, I kinda figured that

We'll marry you both off to Cdn CMers and then after an appropriate time period you can have the marriages annulled, you'll be Cdns, and you can marry each other!!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/11/2006, 9:02 am

Hahah, sweeeeeeet.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 2/12/2006, 12:44 am

Kathy14 wrote:yeah, I kinda figured that

We'll marry you both off to Cdn CMers and then after an appropriate time period you can have the marriages annulled, you'll be Cdns, and you can marry each other!!

It's the perfect plan really. Me and you should be in charge of finding suitable Canadian Cmers for them to marry.

If all else fails we can always smuggle them in.....what do we import from jersey?

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/12/2006, 6:27 am

Tomatoes, maybe?

Mmm... fresh Jersey tomatoes.

Though, probably not. Whenever I've had tomatoes in Canada they were nasty and anemic looking.

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 2/12/2006, 7:48 am

nikki4982 wrote:Tomatoes, maybe?

Mmm... fresh Jersey tomatoes. Though, probably not. Whenever I've had tomatoes in Canada they were nasty and anemic looking.

We have good Canadian tomatoes (at least where I live) for about 1-2 months a year, the rest of the time they come in on a truck from somewhere and they are nasty.

Rusty wrote:If all else fails we can always smuggle them in.....what do we import from jersey?

I found this:

New Jersey–Canada trade totaled $8.3 billion in 2003. On average, nearly $23 million crossed the border daily. State exports to Canada amounted to $3.2 billion, making Canada New Jersey’s top export market. In fact, the state sent 22% of its foreign exports to Canada, more than it sold to its next three foreign markets combined.

Total New Jersey exports to Canada: $3.2 billion
Agriculture ($358)
Chemicals ($726)
Equipment ($199)
Household Goods ($647)
Machinery ($130)
Metals ($217)
Pharmaceuticals ($274)
Telecommunications ($103)
Transportation ($171)
Other ($391)

We have lots of opportunity!!!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/12/2006, 8:02 am

Hahahahahha awesome.

Looks like chemicals is the best bet. If me and Monkey arrive and we're mutilated, that's why.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 2/12/2006, 8:56 pm

Yep. Chemicals are the best way to go. You can't mutilate much more when you already look like

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/13/2006, 6:41 am

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