two muffins in an oven...
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two muffins in an oven...
first muffin's like: "Oh my God it's hot in here!"
second muffin's like: "No shit, we're in an oven."
second muffin's like: "No shit, we're in an oven."
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Now I want a muffin, darn it.
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above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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First muffin: Did you hear the one about two muffins in an oven?
Second muffin: No. How does that one go?
First muffin: Well, the first muffin says "Oh my god, it's hot in here", the second muffin says "No shit, we're in an oven", then they both get slowly and painfully burned to death.
Second muffin: What a tragic tale.
First muffin: I know. It keeps me up at night.
Second muffin: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!
Second muffin: No. How does that one go?
First muffin: Well, the first muffin says "Oh my god, it's hot in here", the second muffin says "No shit, we're in an oven", then they both get slowly and painfully burned to death.
Second muffin: What a tragic tale.
First muffin: I know. It keeps me up at night.
Second muffin: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!
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I sure could go for a muffin right about now.
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever

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Axtech wrote:First muffin: Damn, it's hot in here.
Second muffin: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!

Thats my joke!!!! I Thought it was at least. i guess not anymore

Im sure thats all wrong. who cares!


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three muffins in an oven, sittin' in a tree...
m-u-f-f-i-n-g

m-u-f-f-i-n-g

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Er., i mean.. three muffins in an oven... sitting in... an .. oven?
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