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Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 1/28/2005, 9:50 pm

dorky_brunette wrote:and if all fails (which it won't, as i will send good luck vibes your way), we have that nunnery/priesthood thing to fall back on.

and if we do start a convent of sorts, can we please, please sing, and find that redhead woman from sister act who kicked everyone's arse?

You good luck vibes failed to reach me tonight I'm afraid. I finally did ask. I was all like "would you like to see a movie?" She was like "sure." I was like hot damn, then I thought that was too easy, I don't think she got what I meant. So I'm like "would you consider it a date or as friends?" She replied "Friends, sorry." Followed by "It's getting late, I got to go." Then she left. I just thought I'd share. Well oh well, the point is I finally asked her out, and you can't blame a guy for trying. Anyway what about that convent?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/28/2005, 10:13 pm

Don't regret it, Rustykins. Better than never knowing. You'll find her eventually, young'un.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 1/28/2005, 10:31 pm

Thanks Alex.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/28/2005, 10:34 pm

No problem my dear.

Let's date!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 1/28/2005, 10:36 pm

If only you weren't drunk and living in a different province.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/28/2005, 10:47 pm

You must be boys!

P.S. i'm totally from your province, also, able to type.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 1/28/2005, 11:11 pm

I'm confused.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/29/2005, 3:35 am

About your sexuality? If so, Richard Simmons is available.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 1/29/2005, 12:09 pm

Nope not confused about that. Alex's post makes sense to me now, wow I'm the slowest person ever. But I swear your location says montreal not ontario.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/29/2005, 3:58 pm

i'm in montreal but i'm FROM ontario
duhhhhhhh.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/29/2005, 4:08 pm

Turncoat!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/29/2005, 4:08 pm

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/29/2005, 4:18 pm

Up for a little Spy vs Spy?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/29/2005, 4:39 pm

Nice

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/29/2005, 5:07 pm

I aims to please.

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 1/29/2005, 5:21 pm

that reminds me of what this cabin counsellor said at a winter camp trip once...

Counsellor: Okay, all you boys, we've been having a...problem in your cabins lately. *looks uncomfortable* Now, I know you're all excited to be spending a few nights here, going skiing, snowboarding, whatever...

Guys: *all nod excitedly and start talking about snowboarding. meanwhile, girls sit patiently.*

Counsellor: But you see, you've got to keep that excitement bottled up inside you. Especially when performing several tasks. *pauses to take looong sip of coffee* ....In the washrooms.

*room goes deathly quiet*

Counsellor: *finishes sipping coffee, plunks mug down on table* Boys. We aim to please. So please....PLEASE...aim. *wipes mouth and leaves room*

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/29/2005, 5:33 pm

heh, that's just off a classic restaurant bathroom wall hanging:

"We aim to please.
You aim too, please."

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 1/29/2005, 5:42 pm

aw man. well, nobody got it

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 1/29/2005, 5:47 pm

I don't understand how someone can miss a toilet...

Post by **xjsb125** » 1/29/2005, 8:41 pm

If you work in the public long enough, you'll just assume that some fuckers were never potty trained as kids.

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