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closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 1/26/2005, 9:56 pm

Some girls want to do it! Jeez.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 1/26/2005, 10:07 pm

Do what?

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 1/26/2005, 10:23 pm

fuck rough

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 1/26/2005, 10:28 pm

ok, alex, first, is this guy hot? if so, i say just go for it. maul him.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/26/2005, 11:00 pm

Rusty wrote:Here's what you do: Next time you're all snuggly with him, reach under and run your fingers up his leg, and give him a wink and one of those flirtatious little name things with a smile "like hey tiger" for example. Then 1 of two things will happen. 1. He will recoil in horror because he is gay. or 2. He might be intrigued and play along then as that continuos kiss him. Then judge his reaction. If he feels weird, apoligise and say it was a momentary thing you just got a little out of it for a moment. If he kisses you back then you get what you wanted.

The robe way is safer and NO ALEX, this isn't an answer that involves nudity, because if he doesn't want to be "bad" as you put it, he isn't going to say anything or try to find out if there is anything on underneath or not. Keep the damn thing closed and no recoiling in horror will happen if he isn't interested. You'll be holding all the cards and it will be his move. You'll know for sure what he wants.

Oh yeah and being drunk with a bed sheet or whatever is different, because you were drunk and he knew that.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/26/2005, 11:02 pm

Rusty wrote:
Gimme_Shelter wrote:then ask her to have sex
Man even Lando's advice of slapping her in the ass and having her beat the shit out of me is better than that.

didn't I say that it could be the only contact you'd get with her or something?

I did give a serious answer too didn't I?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 1/26/2005, 11:44 pm

Russ Russ Russ, I meant you, not Alex!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/27/2005, 12:37 am

Hey Rusty, go back to your own damn thread

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/27/2005, 12:41 am

Cracky wrote:dear alexxx,
friends with benefits was practically invented in oak bay.
it'll be awesomie.
love,
sinead

nice

how exactly does one go about attaining a uh, buddy?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/27/2005, 1:14 am

...is that a giant, collective "i have no idea"?

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 1/27/2005, 1:15 am

get in the guy's pants a couple times then tell him you dont want a relationship?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 1/27/2005, 1:17 am

You know I've always wondered about this term. Doesn't the guy technically have to get in the girl's pants? If of course, we're going the traditional route.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/27/2005, 1:17 am

I've done all I can.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 1/27/2005, 1:19 am

starseed_10 wrote:get in the guy's pants a couple times then tell him you dont want a relationship?

exactly. no strings attached.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 1/27/2005, 1:19 am

i was thinking the same thing when i made that post,
but it doesn't seem likea very technical term to begin with..

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 1/27/2005, 1:25 am

My plan is like their's, only with more shotguns.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/27/2005, 1:28 am

you guys all wanna come up and hit on him for me? k-thx.

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 1/27/2005, 1:29 am

I will!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 1/27/2005, 1:30 am

i dont think i'd be of much assistance

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 1/27/2005, 1:31 am

i had to reread that
after posting
cuz i thought it may have said "hit him" instead of "on him"
and i hoped it said on him
cuz if it said hit him
i couldve been of assistance
although i prefer to not to resort to violence in general

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