nah there was a weird noise coming from the plane (well actually it was a glider) and i had to do up the seatbelt right away to make sure it wasn't that, cause if there was something wrong then i would probably have wanted to do an emergency release and land right away. sooo, see, i was being proactive!!
oh it turns out the weird noise was a chunk of duct tape on the bottom of the glider that had come loose and was banging against it. that's right.. i said duct tape.. those gliders are in the shittiest condition imaginable
hmmm maybe you wouldn't want to fly with me after all....
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