SNOW-MOBILIZE THE MILITIAS!
They're soft on drugs, they let gay people get married, and unlike the Brits and the Spaniards, they didn't immediately fall in line to invade Iraq at the sound of Dubya's Fonzie snap. Can there be any doubt that Canada is on the long list of countries the neoconservative establishment plans on taking over in the near future?
Obviously, no.
Make no mistake… the Canadians know something's up. Like a herd of gently grazing gnus caught in the dizzying cloud of pheromones shed by a nearby rogue elephant in musth, they can taste it on the air. That's probably why they sent a team of diplomats to Raleigh, Denver and Houston two months ago, to check us out.
What they discovered was hilarious.
According to their report: "Some participants expressed a certain amount of annoyance at what is perceived as a systematic attempt by Canadians to make the statement that they are not Americans by sporting the maple leaf. This underscores the American sensitivity at feeling rejected by the rest of the world."
Turns out Americans don't really care all that much for patriotism, after all.
Evidence of growing tension can also be found in the business arena. In California, Gropen-fuhrer Shwarzenkennedy is preparing to tackle "runaway productions," TV shows and movies shot in Canada to take advantage of the weaker dollar. At the federal level, the FDA aims to prevent state and local governments from buying drugs in bulk from north of the border, where regulations keep prescription much lower than here. Nice to see the USG doing everything in its power to make sure everybody in the USA pays absolute top-fucking-dollar for their medicine. Gotta love that "free market" magic! When you "laissez faire," everything always works out in the end. Especially for big Republican donors.
So let's see… we've got conflict at the local, national, social and economic levels. What about the international scene? Turns out there's plenty of turbulence there, too, over Iraq, mostly. There were angry reactions yesterday when Pentagon gargoyle Paul Wolfowitz decided to block Canadian companies from bidding on reconstruction contracts in Iraq, to punish them for not joining the so-called Coalition of the (can't rape the) Willing. This possibly illegal move caused Canadian PM-in-waiting Paul Martin to lash out angrily:
"What is most important is, in fact, the reconstruction of Iraq. There's a huge amount of suffering there, and I think it is the responsibility of every country to participate in developing it. I understand the importance of these kinds of contracts, but this shouldn't just be about who gets contracts, who gets business, it ought to be, what is the best thing for the people of Iraq."
Typical of a Canadian politician to lose control and vent his seething fury in a white hot blast of concentrated rage like that.
So anyway. War is coming. Remember the Maine. Blah blah blah. Enjoy the list.
TOP THIRTEEN NAMES FOR OUR COMING WAR WITH CANADA!
13. Operation Tundra Blizzard
12. The Soon to be Forgotten War
11. Operation Icy Frigid Wasteland
10. Operation Maple Tap
9. Hosergeddon
8. War of 1812, the Re-Match!
7. Operation Igloo Frostbite
6. Operation Puck Drop
5. The Great White War
4. Operation Aurora Bora-Whoop-Ass
3. Operation Freezing Ice-Cold Arctic Glacier
2. The Canuckalypse
1. Boxing Day
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and now its international security. the call of the righteous men.
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call me andrew wrote:8. War of 1812, the Re-Match!
^that's the best one.
i liked it andrew
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"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.
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