I'd like to rescind my vote for the USA in favor of a vote for Narbania. Every year, on April 24th, we take all the stupid people in the country, go down to the beach, load them in cannons, and shoot them into the ocean. This is called "Cannon Day."
There's music, and dancing, and food, and you can place bets on how many times they skip, and it's great.
Those people who are gifted with absolutely inspirational stupidity will have a rope tied to their ankle so they can be pulled back in and shot again, for the enjoyment of the crowd.
GOGO NARBANIA!!
Where would you rather live?
Reno-Rico would be better. 

Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Umm, well, I haven't seen too many smoking Canadian ladies really. I prefer myself a nice slut from Michigan. Those are always nice.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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