The goat

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/9/2003, 8:17 am

but this one is cute!

look at the cute goat!

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 8/9/2003, 8:18 am

But what if it sees me and goes "Hey you.I'm gonna attack you now." *runs*

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 8/9/2003, 8:38 am

Melissa, I'm glad one of the Villanova people saw my post. *waits for rest to see, too*

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 8/9/2003, 9:16 am

as long as you don't hate llama's, i'm good.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/9/2003, 1:48 pm

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 8/9/2003, 11:33 pm

Llamas!

<-- member of the Llama Appreciation Society. :mrgreen:

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 8/10/2003, 6:40 am

that's my niece Elizabeth. and yes she hates the goat. I know why, I know why!

i'll explain later in the day, when people are around.

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 8/10/2003, 6:44 am

CHIVO loved you liz :mad:

.....and he died knowing that you hated him! :cry:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/10/2003, 9:31 am

I say again

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 8/10/2003, 9:39 am

This thread confuses me greatly. :freak:

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 8/10/2003, 10:27 am

oh wait. i get it now.

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 8/10/2003, 10:35 am

ok, i'll explain.

lizard breath's father (my brother for those of you keeping score) had a goat, named chivo. (cruel joke) well anyway, LB, had this basketball that she loved so damn much. seriously, she played with it everyday.

well one day her evil uncle maliki (another brother if your keeping score no not his real name he said he'd sue if i used it) and his evil band of mischivious friends were playing basketball and their ball got flat. maliki quickly jumped to an easy solution "my niece has a ball, she rarely uses it, i'll just borrow it for a while, until we get another one!" so off he went, to look for this basketball that was necessary for his evil plots and games. sure enough he found it and away he went.

LB, came home from school one day and looked high and low for her basketball. but it was not to be found. she asked everyone in sight..."where's my ball? where could it be?" but no one knew. she even asked chivo the goat, but chivo only pooped his raisin sized pellets and walked away. then she asked her evil uncle maliki...."maliki, have you seen my ball?"

affraid that the jig might have been up and that maybe someone ratted him out he quickly found a scape goat...literally. he knelt down to his little niece, put his hand on her shoulder, with tears in his eyes he simply said....."the goat ate it."

confused, enraged, heartbroken, Lizard Breath shook her fist and with fire in her 5 year old eyes she said :mad:

"Man! I hate the Goat!"

so much rage, in such a young child. :neutral:

the ball in question is very much intack today. in fact the story has made the rounds and the ball, thought to have been eaten by the goat, has the word "GOAT" written on it. it has since been dubbed "the GOAT ball". we've only recently let Lizard Breath in on the story.

Chivo's name has been cleared of any wrong doing, and can now rest in Peace. :cry:

Chivo B. Ruelas
1993-1996
"Did not eat the 'Goat Ball'"

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/10/2003, 10:40 am

why did you name your goat chivo?

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 8/10/2003, 10:47 am

cause that's what he was. he was a goat. named chivo.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/10/2003, 10:55 am

but, but

that's like me naming my bird, "bird"

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 8/10/2003, 11:02 am

well, lets just say Chivo was easily confused. :freak:

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 8/10/2003, 11:17 am

Just like John! :GASP:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/10/2003, 11:52 am

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/10/2003, 2:43 pm

:lol:
thats a great story :lol:

*applauds*

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 8/10/2003, 3:37 pm

I love this page! :lol:

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The goat