you should never...

[One-Eye]

Post here things you should never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, do.

1. You should never send just one monkey to the moon, because it would get lonely.

[Axtech]

2. You should never make a thread like this. Ever.

[One-Eye]

3. You should never mock one of Aerin's threads!

[Johnny]

4. You should never make fun of Mr. T

[Henrietta]

You should never, ever not have any idea what to say in one of Aerin's threads.

[Susan]

5. You should never mix Fruitopia, salt, pepper, and a slice of bacon.
6. You should never drink said mixture.

[Stace]

8. You should never stand in a tub of water and stick your thumb in the light socket.
9. You should never make fun of the voices, they hear everything.
10. You should never taunt the chinchilla.

[Johnny]

11. You should never drink water out of the toilet

[areusad831]

you should never sit on a toilet when the seat is up

[Henrietta]

LMAO!

You should never take a bath in the sink, unless you're two.

[Johnny]

you should never sit on a toilet when the seat is up

Too True.

[Johnny]

You should never jump onto to and attempt to ride a bike that has a missing seat

[areusad831]

or one of those banana seats that ride up your ass....man they hurt

[Henrietta]

LMAO

You should never attempt to put a foreign object in any opening of your body.

[areusad831]

well if we are talking about the masturbation thread i think its okay for the ladies

[One-Eye]

Is it okay for the men?

[Henrietta]

I swear, the theme of the CM for July is masturbation.

[One-Eye]

You should never bring masturbation into a perfectly serviceable thread when there are two other threads dedicated to it!

[joe_canadian]

summer hormones.

you should never roll yourself up in a blanket and throw yourself down the stairs. said blanket does not help with the adding of gravity to stairs.

[Susan]

If you can buy enough chinese food for five people with less than 20 dollars, <i>do not</i> eat it.