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He lost more than the election

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_78 ... s.quirkies
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Ukrainian castrates himself after poll humiliation

A Ukrainian man castrated himself after his bid to be elected city mayor ended in humiliation.

Oleh Perkov, 49, received less than 100 votes in the poll for the position in the city of Zaporizhia, reports Interfax.

Mr Perkov, the head of a research institute, cut off his testicles because the result was "a humiliating defeat", the report says.

Doctors at a city hospital operated on him to repair the damage. He is in a stable condition, says a hospital official.


Story filed: 10:32 Thursday 12th June 2003
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahahaha
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Well, that makes sense...

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nuts
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No wonder they didn't vote for him..
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:lol:

damn, that's just funny.
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man he must have been pretty upset
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well i'm sure that'll help in the next election..... :uh:
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Exhibition tackles art's 'last taboo' - excrement

A new art exhibition on the theme of excrement has opened in Canada.

Scatalogue: 30 Years of Crap in Contemporary Art, is on display at Ottawa's SAW Gallery.

It includes a statue of former Canadian prime minister Brian Mulroney holding a piece of faeces in his hand.

The exhibition also features soiled trousers, freeze-dried dung and cow pie clocks, reports Canadian Press.

Curator Stefan St-Laurent believes contemporary art has become conservative.

He said: "We came up with this idea because we were thinking: what's the last remaining taboo in contemporary art?"

But local MP Chuck Strahl called it a waste of taxpayers' money. The gallery receives 75% of its funding from the Ottawa city, Ontario and federal governments.
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oh. my. god. Waste of money is an understatement.
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hmmm that reminds me of that one exhibit with the cow that was sliced into sections and placed in lined-up tanks of chloroform.
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that reminds me of "The Cell," except it was a horse...
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8O Couldn't that money for the excretment museum be going towards health care, fixing roads, etc.? Fuck, the gov't wastes a LOT of moolah.
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well, that cash is down the toilet.......















get it? GET IT?
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Zing!
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:lol:
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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and how come no grammar nazis have noticed the title of this thread?
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hmmm i don't see anything........wait are you referring to the use of the word "then" instead of "than"?
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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That would be it.
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