Severe Earthquake in France......... March 24, 2003
Today it was reported that severe earthquakes have occurred in 10 different locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the Richter Scale. The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves.
According to the American Battle Monuments Commission there are 26,255 Yankee dead from World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France. There are 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st. century.
May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative, forgetful country of France!
PASS THIS AROUND! Maybe it will get to someone in France!!
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This is going around school yards............. Did you know the French used to be great contenders in the Olympic track events years ago? ......But not now. When the starting gun is fired, they just surrender!
"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France." - Jay Leno
"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rolling thru Paris with a German Flag on it." - Dave Letterman
Why are all the highways in France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade!!! - Unknown
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage. - Unknown
France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France. - Mark Twain
The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. - Unknown
War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II!
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The French Army
Q. How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris? A. We don't know, it's never been tried.
"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."