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Sexual healing...(Yes indeed, I got that feeling)
Posted: 4/13/2004, 3:02 pm
by Neil
Any (and yes, I mean any) man that says that sex doesn't cross their mind at least momentarily every several minutes is either
A.) a prude
B.) a virgin (wait.....no)
C.) has no penis therefore feeling insignificant
D.) gets rather tired of the ol "five finger shuffle"
E.) related to D, gets tired of Betsy the Blow-Up Doll
F.) Neil's sorry
Sex rules.......and I know I'm right.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 3:08 pm
by Joe Cooler
You should add a 7th option.
G: Has not seen Neils sig in quite sometime.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 3:13 pm
by Neil
point well taken........
And.....if the closest sexual activity you've come to within the last 3 months is seeing your mom (or dad, ladies) undress. Neil says run.
Perhaps advice is drunken sex, perhaps a party......drunken sex (if consenual) can be fun too.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 3:26 pm
by joe_canadian
Yay sex!
Posted: 4/13/2004, 3:28 pm
by Random Name
wasn't there a thread a while back about who could hold out the longest or something....
this is like the opposite of that.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 3:29 pm
by Neil
Sex rules.....whether people say that porn sucks because the "dialogue blows" or the "music is lame".
It's sex, right? Hahaha.......
There's this girl that lives here in town, who's a stripper about an hour away, I can tell that she makes good money driving around a fully loaded Nissan Xterra.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 3:56 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:00 pm
by Long Jonny
hehe, seinfeld.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:02 pm
by Johnny
BOING!
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:03 pm
by Long Jonny
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:12 pm
by Johnny
Was it good for you?
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:22 pm
by Long Jonny
you left right after.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:24 pm
by Johnny
Don't worry, I'm comming back for seconds.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:27 pm
by Long Jonny
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:32 pm
by Johnny
Bad Jonny!
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:42 pm
by Neil
What's all the shizzle about the Victoria's Secret show for the fall getting canned? DAmmit anyways...
That's the perfect time to plan Thanksgiving lingerie presents for the misses.
Thanksgiving? No no, no no.......thanks for nothing.
Posted: 4/13/2004, 4:52 pm
by Joey
i don't see how anyone can actually be turned on by watching porn ..
the acting is just so cheesy all i can do is laugh
Posted: 4/13/2004, 5:02 pm
by Axtech
People don't exactly watch porn for the acting...
Posted: 4/13/2004, 5:04 pm
by Joey
don't be a smart ass ..
Posted: 4/13/2004, 5:06 pm
by Axtech
