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you won't catch me (or anyone for that matter) behind the wheel of a toyota ever again

i step back. fire and
brimstone erupt into the air
above heaps of seering
rubber and bubbling paint jobs.
windshields crack, splinter,
and shatter in the heat.
the breaking glass is
music to my ears compared to
all of your broken promises.
the after effects of my
destruction wafts into
my nostrils. "bittersweet,"
i think to myself as
beads of salty sweat form
on my forehead, "at least it's
not salty tears on my cheeks."
ash swirls in the air.
i can taste it on my lips.
tastes like victory.

hehehe

I like it. I also like the title a lot. I bet Matt Skiba would too. Am I to surmise you wrecked a car recently?

ha. it's about burning down toyota dealerships.

ouch. but i like the eclipse. and you can't deny the supra. all their other cars suck.

toyotas = bad people

emily, darling, unless you're talking about some ancient model i've never heard of, there is no toyota eclipse. it's mitsubishi.

right. i dont know what i'm talking about. stupid me.

everyone buy a Honda.

how about no.

when i think of Hondas, i think of Civics and then i am reminded of the tight pant-wearing weirdos in my school who listen to what they have dubbed 'Gino beats'
*shudders*

Gino beats? hahaha.... i don't get it.

you don't want to.

Mechanical Thought wrote:when i think of Hondas, i think of Civics and then i am reminded of the tight pant-wearing weirdos in my school who listen to what they have dubbed 'Gino beats'
*shudders*

just be thankful you don't live in woodbridge. i work in woodbridge, and it is gino central. i was driving home from work today and this guy, driving his civic, and all decked out in all his kappa gear, drove along side me with the gino beats blaring.

gino beats? is that like techno?

umm, yea, i guess so. it's like that dance music that all sounds the same.

hey, that's cool, but it belongs in clubs only. i wouldn't cruise to that.

I think I will try to download some gino beats. It is foreign to me. I found a song called "More Beats (Honda Civic Remix)" haha

are these "gino beat" listening people the type of people who are:
Italian/lived in Canada their whole life/think they are in Italy/"hey guys look I have a fake italian accent"/whop ..type of people?
those people kinda get on my nerves.
*cringe* there are sooo many of them at my school

i got mo' beats than y'all