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It does, but you just don;t remember it!

that's profound.

good point doc

and why yes it is annie

lando, Why do samiches taste better when they are cut diagonally? And even better than that when cut on both diagonals?

physics

lol yes, everyone knows how yummy physics is.

its newton's not so well known 6th law:
sammiches cut diagnally grow exponentially more tastier

S^N/area of sammich + the coefficient of friction of teef

where S = sammich

he came up with it very soon after an apple hit his head

Lando invented Sir Isaac Newton?

Sand pretty much answered that one exactly how I would've!

Also, his calculations are correct.

i figured as much

good to know it is all about physics!

that newton was one smrt man

he also invented figs

Lando

is Cindy Lou Who still no more than two?

As far as I can tell, yes, she's still only two. You see, their world must be stuck in some sort of loop, like the movie Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray, only much more WHO filled and much less Chris Elliot filled. I've come to this conclusion because every single year I tune in to see what the dear old grinch has been up to, and he never seems to have anything new to show me. Every year he's back to his evil ways, turning good over and over again and all the people are none the wiser nor none the elder! Sure, they've evolved in their own way from pastel like colours and 2D imagery to vibrant 3D colours and who-ish shapes, but the events were still the same! Relived over and over the same every year while I get one step closer to my grave! I've even tried to check ol' grinchy's myspace pages or facebook page to see how the folks in whoville are doing, but ya know, he doesn't seem to have one. maybe it gets deleted every year as the mysterious cycle continues...

Dear Lando,

Where the fuck is my Lando #1 club package that was promised 5 years ago?

Yeah, I'm getting tired of waiting by my door every day, then being empty handed when the mailman leaves. It makes me sad.