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Posted: **4/19/2007, 7:06 pm**

Chanandler Bong wrote:Umm, i think you're supposed to get your friends to play russian roulette.

or Sarag! do it the CM way!

Posted: **4/20/2007, 7:00 am**

Posted: **4/20/2007, 9:26 am**

Quite confusing the Old One, its like, not good for his senility.

Posted: **4/20/2007, 10:37 am**

Posted: **4/20/2007, 11:16 am**

You see?!

Pretty soon he'll be wandering around in his knickers.

Posted: **4/20/2007, 3:26 pm**

I'm sorry.

CM Dictionary wrote:Sarag
n. Russian roulette, strip version.
Ex. "You know you've won at sarag if you end up naked and alone."

Posted: **4/20/2007, 5:22 pm**

I'm naked and alone now tho. .

Posted: **4/20/2007, 8:37 pm**

You win!

Posted: **4/21/2007, 2:08 pm**

since when did wifey become a game?

Posted: **4/21/2007, 2:40 pm**

since january 30th, 2005!

Posted: **4/21/2007, 4:19 pm**

Posted: **4/21/2007, 5:04 pm**

Are you naked and alone?

Posted: **4/21/2007, 6:23 pm**

Dear Lando, who will win the NHL playoffs and how much should we all bet on them?

Posted: **4/27/2007, 4:17 pm**

Well, the team who's going to win isn't necessarily the team you should bet on this year.

Why?

Because the Hartford Whalers are going all the way. No challenge. Yeah, they'll come back to the NHL just for the playoffs and dominate.

Would I tell you to put money on them though? Probably not. Because that's like insider trading and I'd become the next Martha Stewart!

Posted: **4/27/2007, 5:27 pm**

lando. will you wet my whistle?

Posted: **4/27/2007, 9:29 pm**

Dear Lando
Can you change you signature? the slow cleaning of the knife seriously freaks me out. I keep waiting to see her hand fall off. Ebbie Jeebies.
gosh you shouldnt do that to oldies like me

Posted: **4/27/2007, 9:53 pm**

I'm not looking at the knife...

Posted: **4/28/2007, 2:40 am**

crustine wrote:Dear Lando
Can you change you signature? the slow cleaning of the knife seriously freaks me out. I keep waiting to see her hand fall off. Ebbie Jeebies.
gosh you shouldnt do that to oldies like me

I'll change it when I can come up with something else cool to use.

Chanandler Bong wrote:I'm not looking at the knife...

In case you were wondering. That's Penelope Cruz from the movie Volver.

Posted: **4/28/2007, 2:41 am**

gravity wrote:lando. will you wet my whistle?

Sure, mail it to me. I have a hose.

Posted: **4/28/2007, 5:50 am**

i want to stab things still

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