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Posted: **2/6/2009, 5:21 pm**

Hahah, I don't see why any hair removal would be gender specific! You gonna start threading?

Posted: **2/6/2009, 5:23 pm**

I just may!! I wanna be smooth. I'm gonna take over for Phelps when he gets caught smoking crack...

Posted: **2/6/2009, 5:24 pm**

Hope you have arms like an orangutan! (Uhh... length, not hairiness... that might be a bit much to have to remove.)

Posted: **2/6/2009, 5:26 pm**

I have no wear near his wing-span. But I can surely move like I stole something...

Posted: **2/6/2009, 5:28 pm**

Maybe you could ACTUALLY steal something... have something to really motivate you across the pool. Course, when it comes time to turn around and swim back, that could be a bit of a counterproductive method.

Posted: **2/6/2009, 5:29 pm**

Hmmm... I'll have to plan that out. Dogs would clearly chase a steak across a pool and back. But steak just doesn't have that "it" factor for me.

Posted: **2/6/2009, 5:32 pm**

Mmmmm steak...

Posted: **2/6/2009, 5:39 pm**

this is the weirdest conversation ever

Posted: **2/6/2009, 6:01 pm**

This is the CM! You act like that's surprising!

Posted: **2/8/2009, 10:19 pm**

Even I have grown accustomed to the conversations on here.

Posted: **2/9/2009, 1:43 am**

You're a quick study!

Posted: **2/18/2009, 5:57 am**

Kicker774 wrote:Saw a clip of myself on SPEED channel earlier tonight. Looked up the clip on youtube:

yeah I see you too!

No wait... I can never see you in those pictures for some reason... So I used advanced technology to zoom in and clean up the picture for everyone to see what the flag box and kicker really look like.

Posted: **2/18/2009, 1:49 pm**

wow

that is the whitest cracka I've seen, and I've seen a few

*cough*neil*cough*

Posted: **2/18/2009, 1:51 pm**

I'm offended by that!!!!! I would like my name stricken from that post.

Posted: **2/18/2009, 1:55 pm**

I offended your mom last night!

oh wait, thats a self burn!

shit!

Posted: **2/18/2009, 8:02 pm**

best mirror ever.

sorry if the picture is huge.

Posted: **2/18/2009, 9:24 pm**

Lando I'm deeply offended by that picture.

Bill O' fucking Reily?
What kind of Sickle carrying commie bastard do you take me for?

Posted: **2/18/2009, 9:26 pm**

I'm confused. That's you, not Bill O'Reily!

Posted: **2/18/2009, 9:35 pm**

Looks like Bill O on in the background

Posted: **2/18/2009, 9:36 pm**

Oh, I didn't realize it. Are you deaf in real life? Or do you just like closed captioning?

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