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call me andrew · Post by **call me andrew** » 7/9/2003, 6:33 am

you should never unvirginize a moroccan girl and then tell her you're american and youre leaving in 12 days

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 7/9/2003, 6:53 am

Daiye Spa wrote:You should never, EVER wear this

Owwww.

o! i've got one of those. it was a hand-me-down, but soak it in some baking soda and it's good as new!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 7/9/2003, 7:02 am

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 7/9/2003, 8:48 am

Idealist wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Daiye Spa wrote:You should never get naked and dance around a fire; your unmentionables might catch fire.
its actually not as bad as one would imagine. I mean, getting used to the inexistance of my left testical took some time. But now that i think of it, it was worth a good laugh or two.
i actually know someone with only one testicle...so does bethany heh

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/9/2003, 10:08 am

pragmatist wrote:you should never unvirginize a moroccan girl and then tell her you're american and youre leaving in 12 days

Andrew how could you!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/9/2003, 10:10 am

Axtech wrote:
Daiye Spa wrote:You should never, EVER wear this

Owwww.
You should never, EVER not wear this

EXACTLY!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/9/2003, 10:11 am

Lando, I'd like pictures of you wearing that, please.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/9/2003, 10:13 am

Oh, and you should never wear hand-me-down lingerie.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/9/2003, 10:16 am

Daiye Spa wrote:Lando, I'd like pictures of you wearing that, please.

Deal, I just need to scan them in...

You should never ever visit a day spa.

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 7/9/2003, 10:20 am

i'd like to see those too

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/9/2003, 10:23 am

Well as long as you don't mind seeing my junk hang out, when I wore the bottom, it was too tight and constricting, so I just kinda, hung out the one side for safety's sake.

emily · Post by **emily** » 7/9/2003, 11:25 am

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 7/9/2003, 11:51 am

Daiye Spa wrote:Oh, and you should never wear hand-me-down lingerie.

no way... i buy all my underwear at the goodwill store or salvation army. it always smells ok... well maybe a bit musty.

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 7/9/2003, 3:41 pm

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 7/9/2003, 5:39 pm

areusad831 wrote:you should never sit on a toilet when the seat is up

Woops ijust did that on sunday night at about 3 in the morning, I didn't get stuck, because i realised what i did.

never do anything sexual with someone not in your family while your family is home

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/9/2003, 5:41 pm

Dude, never do anything sexual with someone in your family!

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 7/9/2003, 5:42 pm

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 7/9/2003, 5:44 pm

i wasn't implying that

Solidarity 9-6347 · Post by **Solidarity 9-6347** » 7/9/2003, 5:53 pm

josh, i think you were a little too explicit, creating room for confusion

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 7/9/2003, 6:02 pm

yup i always leave room for confusion

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