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Posted: **6/25/2003, 7:46 pm**

I'm curious as to why you didn't just edit it...?

Posted: **6/25/2003, 7:46 pm**

too lazy

Posted: **6/25/2003, 7:46 pm**

im laughing at the whole thread.. btw.. johnathon.. i feel your pain.. i used to play a whole lotta ball hockey.. poor boys..

Posted: **6/25/2003, 8:56 pm**

Axtech wrote:

You just need to screw it into studs next time, not the drywall.

I thought I did hit the stud but alas I didnt

By the way my stories arent ment to be funny.....its just me getting hurt

Posted: **6/25/2003, 9:45 pm**

of course they're not funny

*snicker*

my poor poor johnythan

Posted: **6/26/2003, 10:26 am**

Stair Mishap

Once I was going down stairs to do my laundry and I slipped( slipped on a hairball ewww) and fell...well I didnt fall..I more or less slid down the stairs on my ass.....You see the stairs to my basement are old and wooden. When I fell slipped down the stairs....my ass managed collect several splinters on the way down. Lets see 13 stairs =13+ splinters in my tush

So for the next few hours I was picking splinters outta my ass.

Which was quite difficult since I am not flexible

Posted: **6/26/2003, 10:51 am**

Posted: **6/26/2003, 12:07 pm**

Oh Look, Frost.

This past winter I licked frost off of my parents metal railing. I had never did that before. So I did it and I got stuck.. I tried to pull free but it hurt too much

I was frozen to the confounded railing for 90 long minutes before my mom came and helped me

She was like

People drove by but no one helped me....they were mocking me methinks.
I musta looked so silly. Imagine a tall 6'6 tall dude hunched over with his face against a railing for 90 minutes

My tongue was swollen and cold

Posted: **6/26/2003, 12:38 pm**

90 minutes?!

that's a damn long time...you poor, poor child

may i ask what was going through your mind when you decided to lick the railing?

Posted: **6/26/2003, 12:45 pm**

Johnathan
i love you, i think
*offers johnathan first born child*

Posted: **6/26/2003, 3:12 pm**

Aww - poor Johnathan. Too bad none of this is on video, or you could be a guest star on Jackass.

This

Johnathan wrote:...then i was like .... ..... ....... ...........

made me crack up.

Posted: **6/26/2003, 4:09 pm**

.:ClumsyChild:. wrote:may i ask what was going through your mind when you decided to lick the railing?

I was like

I asked my self" Why did I lick a metal railing in winter time?"

That was bad and boring. To pass the time, I counted the piles of doggy doo doo on the ground

I'm gald that the neighbourhood kids werent around or I woulda been a prime target for snowballs

Posted: **6/26/2003, 4:24 pm**

I also just realized how funny the title of this thread is... If we ever made a Johnathan, The Movie I think that's what it would be called

presenting
JOHNATHAN
in
SO A BIRD SHATS ON MY HEAD TODAY....

Posted: **6/26/2003, 4:28 pm**

Posted: **6/26/2003, 5:36 pm**

Posted: **6/26/2003, 5:59 pm**

Johnathan, I think you will perpetually be a four-year-old living in your body.

Posted: **6/26/2003, 7:02 pm**

Gosh I hope not

Posted: **6/26/2003, 7:15 pm**

emily wrote: Johnathan, I think you will perpetually be a four-year-old living in your body.

Would a four year old be able to make a guitar stand? I don't think so.

...

Then again, neither can Johnathan.

Posted: **6/26/2003, 7:21 pm**

i just fell over as i was attempting to put my pajamas on. i put both feet in one side of my pants

and i remembered johnathan

Posted: **6/26/2003, 7:28 pm**

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So a bird shats on my head today.......