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Dear Alan, Alex, and Bethany,

How does one convince their parents to allow them to get another piercing?

-Pierceless in Prague

elucidate

I would like to get my navel pierced or some spot of my body that I pride like that. My mom thinks I will turn into a slut. ?

Dear slut,

Tell your mother that everyone's doing it these days and then try to avoid mentioning the fact that everyone is also a slut these days. Then, avoid coming home with a horrible misshapen STD and you will be fine.

Love always,
Alex

misshapen STD?!?!

happeninfish wrote:

What the hell is that supposed to mean?


Geez, leave it to a woman to use two completely opposite smilies right beside eachother, just to confuse the hell out of me.

I don't get it either... but I guess I'll take it as a yes/no. Thanks for the help.... yeah.

It was sort of a "yup. don't ask."

I wouldn't come here for actual advise. These are joke answers. You're supposed to ask joke questions, such as:


Dear BAA,

I like sheep. I mean, I really like sheep. I have to admit, I've had sex with quite a lot of them. In fact, calling you all "BAA" really turns me on.

- Wooly Allen

No question. I just felt like sharing that with you all.

rob.. you shouldnt screw sheep.. dude.. thats just wrong

Dear BAA,

It really annoys me when people make jokes that aren't funny. When in relation to sheep, someone saying the name "Wooly Allen", per se. Did you like Annie Hall? I didn't think that was funny either. Diane Keaton just really annoyed me in that role. "Wanna come up to my place for coffee?" "I dunno, I probably have to get going soon" "It'll only be for a minute" " OK, maybe" Seriously, I think Mr. Allen needs to quit with the movies. So what do you think? I personally thought "Hollywood Ending" was subpar. I also don't know what's with him marrying someone 1/3 his age.

-Not Funny in Nantucket

Oh, the sheep probably like it.

aerin apparently has first hand knowledge

Watch yooself.

*sits in front of the mirror*

Thaaat's better.

dear BAA

what arrangements does one make to get a hitman?

emily wrote:Dear BAA,

It really annoys me when people make jokes that aren't funny. When in relation to sheep, someone saying the name "Wooly Allen", per se. Did you like Annie Hall? I didn't think that was funny either. Diane Keaton just really annoyed me in that role. "Wanna come up to my place for coffee?" "I dunno, I probably have to get going soon" "It'll only be for a minute" " OK, maybe" Seriously, I think Mr. Allen needs to quit with the movies. So what do you think? I personally thought "Hollywood Ending" was subpar. I also don't know what's with him marrying someone 1/3 his age.

-Not Funny in Nantucket

Woody Allen is hilarious
Annie Hall is great.

I win.
You lose.
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