ClumsyMonkey.net

Posted: **8/7/2005, 12:28 am**

Zellwhores

Posted: **8/7/2005, 2:15 am**

hey nam...

Posted: **8/7/2005, 7:09 am**

Posted: **8/7/2005, 11:33 am**

your music shines it keeps me up all night

Posted: **8/7/2005, 11:56 am**

If it weren't for venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for all of us!

Posted: **8/7/2005, 1:04 pm**

did i lose that sweater or did it lose me?

Posted: **8/7/2005, 1:44 pm**

I think it got exponentially smaller until you suffocated.

Posted: **8/7/2005, 1:46 pm**

the love is in molvania.

Posted: **8/7/2005, 2:18 pm**

You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round round.

Posted: **8/7/2005, 5:01 pm**

And then I was like, "You a such a square! Go back to nowheresville! Cube."

Posted: **8/8/2005, 2:51 pm**

BEES!!!! YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!!!!!

Posted: **8/8/2005, 2:54 pm**

i...i.....i ate his quiche.

Posted: **8/8/2005, 3:29 pm**

mmm quiche

Posted: **8/9/2005, 1:41 pm**

i'll love you and leave you my favourite goat.

Posted: **8/9/2005, 4:55 pm**

Another family dinner:
Mom-what university are you gonna go too? Trent right?
Me-I dunno yet.
Dad-go somewhere close.
Me-I kinda wanna get out the house live in rez.
*Me and Dad attempt to have mature discussion*
Mom-Trent trent trent trent trent trent trent....
*Me and Dad give up trying to talk*
Mom-*blathering on about why i should go to trent*
Me-Maybe i'll go somewhere out of province!
Mom-I curse you! When I die i'll haunt you! I'm gonna be a dopleganger!!
Me-

Mom-*continues on about curses*

Kill me please, anyone?

Posted: **8/9/2005, 5:18 pm**

trent!

Posted: **8/9/2005, 5:53 pm**

seinfeld kicks ass

Posted: **8/9/2005, 5:53 pm**

Did she really use the word doppelganger?

Posted: **8/9/2005, 6:32 pm**

its dark and looks like its gonna rain....

Posted: **8/9/2005, 6:59 pm**

it's romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door

ClumsyMonkey.net

Say something random