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One of the bars I'm hittin up on the 13th....as long as you stay and have 2 beers there, you get 2 necklaces for the evening.

The first one has some sorta medallion on it that says "kiss me, even if I'm not Irish" and the 2nd one is made up of like plastic shamrocks 'ur something.

Sorta like Mardi Gras, but lame, so I'm thurr.

I was sitting in class today, thinkin' "man, it's fat tuesday, and I'm in school NOT DRINKING" my life sucks.

don't worry man, after school there's plenty of time for drinking.

Who currs about "Fat Tuesday".....in my life theres Fat Sunday thru Saturday.

Ho... i'm drunk.. Hi i mean.. oh fuck.. o

Definitely had my first truly drunken night last night. 'Twas fun.

I salute you.

Thanks.

*stares at Neil's new avatar*

Hell, I'm sure its even better to stare at when yer drunk perhaps I should change Elisha to some fat ass ugly chick..........we could use it as a sober-meter.

If we think she's hot.....you KNOW we've had too much.

True Dat.


"I swear, her teeth were straight last night gosh darnit!"

dreunk thread is back!!!!!!! all trhe drunk people outside!!!!!!! molson canadian is good

I had drunk people at my house But i wasn't even close.. only had 3 strawberry daiquiris but i have lots left

tonight

whos joining me???

this is quite the sober board as of late

guess its me..

beer 4 right now..keystone light yumm yumm (not)

I'd join ya but beer makes me gassy.

I had a 40 of miller lite and could barely stand. I think i'm becoming a lightweight. Or it could be the fact that i didn't eat today.

Oh well!

this homework is making me stay sober, and at home.

i d rink l ostsof beer and im tier and rejif walking home for a longf time. PReach on CM folk and i lvoe you allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll