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DUCT TAPE

*pants*

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

*duct tapes Rusty to chair*

But I ran like the wind.

i'm faster than the wind.

you can't escape the duct tape no matter how hard you try.

now be a good boy

*jumps up to pat rusty's head*
*can't reach*

*leans down so jen can reach*

oh ew i stepped in something.

*wipes dog poo in russell's hair*

... *shaves head, showers thoroughly*

HEY EVERYONE! RUSSELL HAS DOG POO IN HIS HAIR!

hey, my name's Kaity. Jen told me to come here, cause i heard you guys aren't jerkish to new comers on the site.

eh well actually a lot of people aren't jerkish to noobs...
but this thread is cool. *hug*

void wrote:hey, my name's Kaity. Jen told me to come here, cause i heard you guys aren't jerkish to new comers on the site.

Actually people are like really jerkish to newcomers, but not all, like me I'm nice usually. Except you're about to hear me whine about about a very unhappy incident this evening. But welcome to the CM, enjoy and this thread is really the best.

russell is mean.

*acts jerkish to the noob*

BASTARD.

Anyway here's my tale of woe. I went to the movies with some friends tonight. Well we get there and these really hot girls sit next to us. Well my friend starts hitting on one. She responds, and they agree to come for coffee with us after the movie. They were gonna call their ride and tell them they wanted to be picked up at the coffee place. Well their ride calls them during the movie and says that they have to be picked up once it's done. Well anyway after the movie I figure it's over. My friend won't throw down the towel though, so we're still talking to them. Well two of these girls are checking me out. I mean two very hot girls are checking ME out this just doesn't happen. Well I suppose it sounds real good so far then eh? Here's the bad part two of my friends there were girls, who wanted very much to leave. So just as these two girls start trying to call me over, my friends start bitching at me and drag me away. I figured they had been checking my friend out because he's supposed to be the "ladies man". I found out later it had been me. Sadly of course my friends hadn't bothered to get their names or numbers. So that's my story. I missed two very hot girls because of my friends. This sucks.

poor rusty

They were really really hot.