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this is the kind of stuff I get to analyze and write papers about... go college!

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emo koala is sad and drowning his sorrows in jim bean

Emo koala looks like he wants to off himself.

no.. emo koala wants to drink more jim bean

Maybe he's sad because he's out of Jim Bean

no.. he's sad because he's emo koala

He's emo becuase he's out of Jim Bean.

no.. emo people/koalas who drink get more emo sometimes.. but people/koalas who are out of drink dont get emo or become more emo.

I stand by my suicide comment.

Emo Koala wants to meet the front end of a Mac truck!

nope.. just wants more jim bean

Carefull that first steps a doozy

Johnny, if I didn't know better I'd think you were a woman-hater.

maybe he is, but that chart is pretty damn accurate and funny.

EDUMACATION AT ITS BEST

How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???

Leah?? NO

Lee - A?? NOPE

Lay - a?? NO

Lei?? Guess Again.

It's pronounced "Ledasha" Oh yes...you read it right.

This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is

irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see

something come across your desk like this please remember to

pronounce it correctly. When the mother was asked about the

pronunciation of the name, she said "the dash don't be silent."

Koala's are deadly animals.

but people think they're cute and cuddly, so they become emo.