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Posted: **10/31/2003, 10:04 pm**

you're so sensory- motor!

Posted: **11/1/2003, 12:19 am**

ow. my eyes hurt. the white-on-black of the cm makes the screen very bright

Posted: **11/1/2003, 1:15 am**

District Champs........first time since '96!

Posted: **11/1/2003, 5:36 am**

He was a ghost... but now he's just a beautiful Mexican man.

Posted: **11/1/2003, 11:04 am**

saman wrote:ow. my eyes hurt. the white-on-black of the cm makes the screen very bright

When I read that my eyes started hurting and watering...

DAMN YOUR INFLUENTIAL ...... *insert big word here*

In other news, the cows came home today....

Posted: **11/1/2003, 11:18 am**

how the fuck is this random, random?

Posted: **11/1/2003, 11:57 am**

scissors and gummy bears

Posted: **11/2/2003, 1:37 pm**

We have the best porn store ever. It has a sign on the front that says "Please use rear entrance"

Posted: **11/2/2003, 1:39 pm**

Everything needs to be dark.

Posted: **11/2/2003, 2:30 pm**

Hello, my name is Carl the Carbohydrate. I’m part of a soda cracker.

Posted: **11/2/2003, 2:32 pm**

the cheese is in the oven and the light is on

Posted: **11/2/2003, 7:06 pm**

full-sized aortic pump

Posted: **11/2/2003, 7:28 pm**

never let mom spike ur dads beer with viagra

Posted: **11/2/2003, 7:31 pm**

Haha, someone had a hard cock tonight, eh?

Posted: **11/2/2003, 8:57 pm**

(My friend Marianna, when bored)

"Hey, let's go to the RecCenter and heckle the ice skaters!"

"...It's the evil Cranberry Muffin... of doooooom!"

"Oh, look. Tea. It's scalding hot. You're drinking it. Have you ever thought that one day, you'll drink so much hot, boiling tea, that it'll boil inside you, and then somehow you'll throw up, and then you'll be the Giant Tea Kettle... of dooom?!?!"

"...So then there we were, all 7 of us, with our tongues stuck to a frozen lamppost, when the Mayor came by..."

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Posted: **11/2/2003, 11:59 pm**

Ha ha ha

Posted: **11/3/2003, 12:02 am**

"thats it for celebrity jeopardy.. im going home and putting a gun in my mouth.. good day"

Posted: **11/3/2003, 3:41 am**

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Posted: **11/3/2003, 9:34 am**

"You can call me ray.. you can call me jay.. just don't call me lazy.. I do 6 shows a day."

Posted: **11/3/2003, 10:37 am**

I'm so totally up for a rousing game of backgammon! Any one else want to have a rousing game of backgammon with me? Please?

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