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Posted: **5/21/2006, 7:58 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAtSzM5b ... o%20nation

sars with no hairrr!

Posted: **9/28/2006, 7:36 pm**

*REVIVES THREAD*

this isnt really funny, but hella random...

http://www.davidbowieisverydisappointedinyou.com/

:wtf::freak::uhh:

Posted: **8/25/2007, 9:17 pm**

i don't know why i can't stop laughing at this!

Posted: **8/26/2007, 9:00 pm**

:lol::lol:

very cute.

Posted: **8/27/2007, 8:52 am**

at first i thought that said diaper

Posted: **8/27/2007, 9:43 am**

Isn't that the hot dog eating champion? :O

Posted: **8/27/2007, 10:18 am**

i dunno

Posted: **8/27/2007, 11:12 am**

i just found my new dream car

the best part...
it gets the equivalent to 135 miles per gallon

Posted: **8/27/2007, 11:32 am**

how??

Posted: **8/27/2007, 12:13 pm**

its electric

Tesla Roadster

It may have an extension cord, but the Tesla Roadster is nobody's golf cart. Jointly designed with British sports-car maker Lotus, the Tesla picks up -- in spirit, at least -- where GM's innovative but ill-fated EV1 coupe left off in 2002. The vehicle's powertrain comprises a 248-horsepower electric motor, more than 6800 laptop-style lithium-ion batteries and a two-speed manual transmission.

The 2,700-pound Tesla will find 60 mph in a Ferrari-esque four seconds and quietly press on to a deeply illegal top speed -- all the while returning the equivalent of 135 mpg. Perhaps most amazing: For $98,000, the stunning Tesla Roadster can be yours. But you'll also need a good deal of patience: The first year's production is sold out, and the preferred wait list is now more than 10 months long.

Power:Plug-in Electric
Top Speed:130 mph+ (est.)

Photo: Tesla Motors
http://www.wired.com/cars/energy/multim ... lideView=2

Posted: **8/27/2007, 12:18 pm**

WTF SAND GET ON MESSENGER

Posted: **8/27/2007, 12:20 pm**

i was about to go to bed :O

Posted: **8/27/2007, 2:30 pm**

I want a Hummer.

Posted: **8/27/2007, 3:20 pm**

Hummers are sweet! I had one recently!

Posted: **8/27/2007, 5:08 pm**

this is not a random funny crap you find on the internet conversation, guys! find some funny crap to talk about!

Posted: **8/27/2007, 6:22 pm**

Good job Lando!

Posted: **8/27/2007, 9:04 pm**

Coool. What's the battery life like?

I <3 my dad's Civic Hybrid.

Posted: **8/31/2007, 7:44 am**

starseed_10 wrote:Coool. What's the battery life like?

I <3 my dad's Civic Hybrid.

that i dunno... but if my memory serves me correctly lithium-ion batteries are supposed to get some 10,000+ charge cycles or something but im assuming something is done to increase the efficiency of the charge/ability to hold the charge etc

i want a hybrid (specifically the 4runner or the lexus 400h)
that or the electric bike or obviously the tesla above

doesnt really get much in terms of top speed (50-60 mph which is nothing compared to most bikes) but its "cleaner" and thats cool by my books

Posted: **10/23/2007, 9:24 am**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzg-J2JBB1I

i shouldnt laugh and all but what can i say? im an asshole

that and like... she fit perfectly....

Posted: **10/23/2007, 9:29 am**

after watching that again.. its a good thing she wasnt pulling a britney that day

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