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Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:07 pm**

sure, you think you can just wink at me and make everything okay

well you're wrong!

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:09 pm**

*makes everything right*

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:11 pm**

you had me at hello

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:13 pm**

Rob, need I remind you of the ban against you in all things remotely orgy related?

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:14 pm**

No, you needn't, manwhore.

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:16 pm**

Eunuch.

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:35 pm**

Joey wrote:i don't see how anyone can actually be turned on by watching porn ..
the acting is just so cheesy all i can do is laugh

That was '70s porn.....like in "Deep Throat" where you actually hear the lady fart in the middle of getting it on. Not impressive.

I got one.....and its actually quite decent, and the story COULD actually happen. haha! It's called "Trouble Maker", check it out men...

And ladies.....

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:38 pm**

oh man..i remember when i was 15 and found this blank tape in my house and it was some 70's porn..it was soooo funny

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:49 pm**

can't be as bad as finding an old black tape with your parents doing dirty tyhings on it

oddly enough i foun it when i was 15 as well

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:49 pm**

yeah i haven't seen any impressive porn ..
when i was younger, like 17-18 my ex would rent them at this shady looking corner store because he was all embarrassed and we'd watch them and just giggle over them .. plus his roommate at the time used to hide playboy magazines under his mattress so we'd take those out to read too

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:51 pm**

that's why you have to get the "good" porn........when it comes to porn, you have to be very selective in what you rent/purchase.

Plus.....if you turn on the ladies using it (I'd bet there's at least ONE lady on the CM who's turned on by watching porn) then that's a plus too.

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:54 pm**

talking about all this porn is turning me on

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:55 pm**

Joey wrote:talking about all this porn is turning me on

*pm'ing Joey*

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:58 pm**

Posted: **4/13/2004, 5:58 pm**

Posted: **4/13/2004, 6:03 pm**

don't be doing that around these horny boys

Posted: **4/13/2004, 6:04 pm**

Posted: **4/13/2004, 6:05 pm**

can we have a no-pants party now?

Posted: **4/13/2004, 6:08 pm**

dude.....................................not in here, this is strongly not recommended for children.

Or Michael Jackson.....

Posted: **4/13/2004, 6:40 pm**

way to ruin the fun neil.

hehe, speaking of michael jackson, i heard a good joke about him today. I'll put it in black text for people who may be offended

(very dirty joke)

Q: what's the difference between michael jackson and acne?

A: acne waits to come/cum onto your face until you're about 13

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