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Posted: 10/30/2003, 9:41 pm
by happening fish
the syllables are
five, seven (not nine), and five
please learn how to count
wow that came out harsh
Posted: 10/30/2003, 9:43 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
I want to move soon
I am not too sure where yet
but i want to leave
Posted: 10/30/2003, 9:47 pm
by Henrietta
Depends on how you say "everyone"
^not a hiaku
thanks
Posted: 10/30/2003, 9:50 pm
by happening fish
xonodoubt69 wrote:I want to move soon
I am not too sure where yet
but i want to leave
not a haiku?
i'm so confused now
Posted: 10/30/2003, 9:51 pm
by Henrietta
LMAO...no, what I typed wasn't a hiaku.
sorry.
Posted: 10/30/2003, 9:54 pm
by happening fish
I give up
Posted: 10/30/2003, 10:20 pm
by sandsleeper
halloween, it comes;
tomorrow marketh the day.
what should i be, yo?
Posted: 10/31/2003, 12:21 am
by Bandalero
god damn T C U
punk ass horn frogs kiss my ass
i hope they lose soon.
Posted: 11/2/2003, 12:02 am
by starseed_10
la la la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la la la
Posted: 11/2/2003, 12:41 am
by faninor
Supersatellite
It's supersatellite, it's
Supersatellite
Posted: 11/2/2003, 12:46 am
by kyks17
faNINor wrote:Supersatellite
It's supersatellite, it's
Supersatellite
Posted: 11/2/2003, 12:54 am
by starseed_10
i've alway wondered what
means. guess now's a good time to ask...?
Posted: 11/2/2003, 1:43 am
by clumsychild_
It's the computer version of this symbol, seen here
:
Posted: 11/2/2003, 4:00 am
by nikki4982
Posted: 11/2/2003, 9:51 am
by happening fish
neat! i didn't know that either
no one should ever
have to write a 7 page
report on Stalin
Posted: 11/2/2003, 11:35 am
by starseed_10
damn village photos. i cant see anything today.
Posted: 11/2/2003, 1:33 pm
by happening fish
damn village photos
it won't let you see any
interesting pictures
Posted: 11/3/2003, 10:37 pm
by Sonya
Retrieved from one of my favourite sites, http://www.snopes.com : (Warning - somewhat long)
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft Error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each poem has only three lines, 17 syllables: five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, five in the third.
Haikus are used to communicate a timeless message often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity — the essence of Zen:
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Posted: 11/4/2003, 3:16 am
by nikki4982
Those are great. My favorite is definitely:
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Posted: 11/4/2003, 3:18 pm
by clumsychild_
I rather like:
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
