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Posted: 7/17/2003, 5:34 pm
by Dr. Hobo
conventional thinking says that yes
but the human body and the medicine has developed in leaps and bounds..
there is no way to truly say that
altho i do think he wont be able to myself
Posted: 7/17/2003, 8:15 pm
by Narbus
Goddamit. I'm not going to be able to uncross my legs for the next week. Thanks.
Posted: 7/17/2003, 8:41 pm
by Bandalero
joe_canadian wrote:I'd wager that his penis acting as a runway for newlyborn insects is going to do
some damage to his performance.
maybe it'll enhance his preformance......ewww, that was rather cochino on my part.
Posted: 7/17/2003, 10:14 pm
by sandsleeper
but that's the weird thing... they're not newborn, they're fully grown, past the maggot stage!
how bizarre. to say the least.
Posted: 7/17/2003, 10:36 pm
by I AM ME
OMG! That's fucking sick! I don't think you girls quite understad the extent of disturbance us guys are feeling. Hmmm good luck scoring with any chicks now buddy......"oh yeah by the way flies come out of my penis every now and then, so don't be alarmed"
Posted: 7/17/2003, 10:37 pm
by areusad831
yuck
Posted: 7/17/2003, 11:15 pm
by sandsleeper
hey we have babies pop out of there. that's freaky enough when you think about it. and painful as hell too. or so i hear.
Posted: 7/17/2003, 11:31 pm
by I AM ME
i don't know a baby isn't a small hair insect with wings and big gross eyes and antana's..................well at least mine won't be
Posted: 7/18/2003, 9:28 am
by Sufjan Stevens
Unless you give birth to Jeff Goldblum.
Posted: 7/18/2003, 9:35 am
by megxyz128
then again, it's natural for girls to have babies. not for guys to give birth to flies.
Posted: 7/19/2003, 7:25 am
by Solidarity 9-6347
happeninfish wrote:Oh god that's so funny
i thought i was the only one to find it funny
that guy wont be jacking off for a long time, he'll be too afraid of what might come out
Posted: 7/19/2003, 3:24 pm
by I AM ME
poor boy
Posted: 7/19/2003, 5:57 pm
by Axtech
Yeah, that's not funny at all.
I mean, somewhere in his body there are bugs growing, and they're leaving through his penis. That's not funny. That's disturbing. Not only is it obviously damaging him physically, he'll probably be mentally scarred for the rest of his life.
Posted: 7/23/2003, 2:42 pm
by buzhwa
*pukes*
*cleans up floor*
I've heard of bugs invading sores on people's skin but never in the aforementioned area.
Posted: 7/26/2003, 10:16 pm
by Narbus
Posted: 7/26/2003, 10:19 pm
by joe_canadian
I'm going to go vomit and cry now.
Posted: 7/26/2003, 10:23 pm
by thirdhour
oh man, that really makes me want to cry.
Posted: 7/26/2003, 10:24 pm
by dream in japanese
i'm gonna have nightmares for weeks
Posted: 7/26/2003, 10:39 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
I wanna go to this hospital just to witness the first person to shit out living ferrets.
Posted: 7/26/2003, 11:55 pm
by Narbus
Really? I wanna go to this hospital with a young priest, an old priest, and some industrial strength Holy Water. But that's just me.