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Bananababy wrote:

happeninfish wrote:I just realized that there isn't just a plain "no" option for guys. The only no one is the one about whores... but what if a guy doesn't wear thongs but doesn't think girls who wear them are whores?

anyways...

very true..

theres guys that dont wear thongs?

I don't put on thongs, I only take them off...

hahah, good, good...

nice one al.


for the person who asked, a butterface works like this.

guy 1: o man, look at that chick

guy 2: what a body! she is hot.

guy 1: ahh! her face! that's disgusting!

guy 2: she's a total butterface!

guy 1: butterface? what's that.

guy 2: that chick. everything's hot but her face.

That's mean but funny

it's the cruelest twist of fate. to be equipped with a killer body but gruesome face? God is laughing at you.

he he.

i'm such a dick.

Not a dick, just brutally honest XD

ya as the saying goes... Truth is Beauty, beauty truth

clumsyfish wrote:I put sometimes .. cuz I do own a few pairs but ever since I moved home I don't wear them anymore cuz my mom does my wash and I don't think she'd think too highly of me wearing thongs

\ i have the same problem! i always have to buy them when she's not aroudn or she freaks out, and i make sure i always do my own laundry, or if i'm wearing one and i'm just at home so i take off my belt and my pants are low and she sees it she's just like "WHAT IS THAT???!!! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!?!?!?" lol its just weird how she cares so much

I know .. my mom freaks out too if I buy 'sexy' underwear .. or if we're shopping together and I'll pick out a really nice pair she'll be like "those are too expensive" and I'll be like "but they're so nice" and she'll be like "but who's gonna see them?" and then I'm like "ahhhhhhh "

Really??? My mom couldn't care less what kind of underwear I wear! She's never grilled me about that because, quite frankly, she doesn't give a crap...and I pay for my own clothes! I have... (I counted once b/c I was bored)...I think it was 23 thongs (they're comfortable, I swear!) and I even show them to her after I buy them! Mind you I still do have about 10 normal ones. I don't know why I'm telling you this... I've been out in the sun for too long today.

*gets a sudden urge to count her underwear*

clumsyfish wrote:I know .. my mom freaks out too if I buy 'sexy' underwear .. or if we're shopping together and I'll pick out a really nice pair she'll be like "those are too expensive" and I'll be like "but they're so nice" and she'll be like "but who's gonna see them?" and then I'm like "ahhhhhhh "

yeah my mom's idea of underwear shopping is going to wal-mart and picking up a 10 pack of fruit of the loom, lol she's way weird about all that

CitrickAzid wrote: yeah my mom's idea of underwear shopping is going to wal-mart and picking up a 10 pack of fruit of the loom, lol she's way weird about all that

haha, that's just like my mom

The Lingerie Company was having a sale on thongs today. Guess who bought themselves some more thongs?

Thongs...eeww...

I used to wear them alot because the pants I wore used to require them but now all I ever wear are jeans. I more into the boy cut undies. Those are some comfortable mofos.

And about the whole mom-thong thing, my mom used to buy them for me for X-mas and throw them in my stocking. She's such a weirdo.

My mom went shopping today and bought me a new bra and underwear .. it's funny, she's like "I tried to find this one in a matching set but it only came with thongs and I didn't want to get those" Mix n' match, gotta love my mom's shopping

Suddenly I'm realizing that I know way too much about people that I've never met before...

which is ok, because most of you know way too much about me.

Ya I think we're learning a tad too much about everyone... I guess it's good to know your friends, but to this extent i dunno... either way it works