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Posted: 7/29/2006, 6:11 pm
by dream in japanese
Kicker774 wrote:
Rusty .... *Opens DNA results* ... *pauses* .... *Folds them back up*
... *Looks at the audience* ... *Back at rusty* .... *dramatic pause* ...
YOU ARE YOUR BABYS DADDY!!
Crowd: GASP!!!
Audience member #1: Awww Shoot yo!!
Chineese one night stand girl: *Hits rusty* I told joo so I told joo so
Audence member #2: Dayyymmmmm!!!
*Chineese girls runs backstage and collaspes crying*
Maury: *Walks back stage* There there Jing Sun there there *Continues to act like he really cares when in reality he just wants to fondle the chick.* We'll be right abck ater this.
Commercial: "Has this ever happened to you?"
*Cut scene to a man being run down by car*
"Some thoughtless driver runs you down even though you were jay walking?"
"I'm Kevin Kurtis and I demand that you get every dime that I can sqeeze from his cold dead hands"
"Call me today for a free consultation"
Number on the screen: 1-800-SUEM-ALL
Voiceover: "Call today we're in the yellow pages under Ambulance Chasers"
Posted: 7/29/2006, 7:06 pm
by myownsatellite
Kicker774 wrote:God I hope it doesn't spread like that SARS epidemic
Hope harder. I almost got hit AGAIN on my way home from work tonight.
The stupid abounds.
Posted: 7/29/2006, 7:52 pm
by Rusty
You should sue! Sue sue sue sue sue sue sue sue sue sue sue....I assume since you're posting you're fine. Are you doing alright though?
Posted: 7/29/2006, 8:58 pm
by myownsatellite
Yeah I'm okay, I was just shaken up. Minor damage to the car. I'm more irritated now than anything.
Posted: 7/29/2006, 9:14 pm
by Kicker774
myownsatellite wrote:Kicker774 wrote:God I hope it doesn't spread like that SARS epidemic
Hope harder.
Hoping ....
Hopeing ....
Hopeing ... Gaaahhhh 
Posted: 7/29/2006, 9:21 pm
by myownsatellite
OH NOES YOUR IMAGE WAS IN AN ACCIDENT! BETTER TAKE IT TO THE HOPSICLE!
Posted: 7/29/2006, 9:24 pm
by Kicker774
Too late
Posted: 7/29/2006, 9:27 pm
by myownsatellite
It's still broken
Posted: 7/29/2006, 9:29 pm
by Kicker774
Ah I see what your sayin.
Lemme try a differnt angle
Posted: 7/29/2006, 9:33 pm
by Kicker774
Hows bouts nows?
Posted: 7/29/2006, 10:11 pm
by myownsatellite
Haha yep I see them now
Posted: 7/29/2006, 10:52 pm
by Hope
Kicker774 wrote:
Rusty .... *Opens DNA results* ... *pauses* .... *Folds them back up*
... *Looks at the audience* ... *Back at rusty* .... *dramatic pause* ...
YOU ARE YOUR BABYS DADDY!!
Crowd: GASP!!!
Audience member #1: Awww Shoot yo!!
Chineese one night stand girl: *Hits rusty* I told joo so I told joo so
Audence member #2: Dayyymmmmm!!!
*Chineese girls runs backstage and collaspes crying*
Maury: *Walks back stage* There there Jing Sun there there *Continues to act like he really cares when in reality he just wants to fondle the chick.* We'll be right abck ater this.
Commercial: "Has this ever happened to you?"
*Cut scene to a man being run down by car*
"Some thoughtless driver runs you down even though you were jay walking?"
"I'm Kevin Kurtis and I demand that you get every dime that I can sqeeze from his cold dead hands"
"Call me today for a free consultation"
Number on the screen: 1-800-SUEM-ALL
Voiceover: "Call today we're in the yellow pages under Ambulance Chasers"
BAHAHAHAHHAHA.
*dies laughing*