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Posted: 6/22/2006, 12:54 pm
by magicseamonkey
Dear me,
Why did you have to be so stupid as to volunteer to work on a weekend in the height of summer concert season 3 months ahead of time? Now you have to go and try telling your boss that your family scheduled an unreschedulable gathering to try to go see Damone at Warped, and you also miss The Roots/Talib Kweli.
Brian
Posted: 6/22/2006, 2:19 pm
by Bandalero
dear Reno's ass,
stop internetting and go fax that insurance proof to the cops in ganado, Texas. It;s due tomorrow, or you'll pay a fine dumbass!!.
love,
Reno's mind.
Posted: 6/22/2006, 2:35 pm
by Henrietta
Dear you know who you are:
I liked you, a long time ago, alot. Then I hated you, but was self destructive enough to keep you around as a friend. Then I moved on, and then you acted jealous. Now you are always around and I can feel the attraction. YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME FALL AGAIN. Comprende?
PS. If you did, would you love me and leave me like you do to everyone else?
Posted: 6/22/2006, 3:05 pm
by Bandalero
Dear cass,
I love you, talk to me.
-Reno
Posted: 6/22/2006, 3:07 pm
by thirdhour
dear reno,
we need to talk, asap.
-moi
Posted: 6/22/2006, 3:08 pm
by Bandalero
dear pecker,
msn, now!
-Reno-rican
Posted: 6/22/2006, 3:08 pm
by thirdhour
reno:
no msn on this computer...gah!
-yannic
Posted: 6/22/2006, 3:10 pm
by Bandalero
dear yannic,
then what do we do?
-Reno
Posted: 6/22/2006, 3:23 pm
by thirdhour
dear world,
me and reno have figured it out. you may cease panic.
-yannic
Posted: 6/22/2006, 4:27 pm
by ihatethunderbay
Dear me
Why the fuck haven't you studied for your chemistry exam tomorrow? I hope you can fit a hell of a lot of stuff on that cue card.
Sincerely,
Me
Posted: 6/22/2006, 9:26 pm
by Henrietta
Dear Reno-
I am on msn.
Dear Yannic-
Download it.
Posted: 6/22/2006, 9:56 pm
by its4am_isanybodyhome
this is totally exactly what i do when i'm mad at something, except i say it out loud.
dear work,
stop firing everyone who is awesome.
fuck you.
love, jillian
Posted: 6/22/2006, 9:58 pm
by afealicious
Dear Sister,
Nobody's going to miss you when you graduate and leave the house. Some of us can't wait. You are a bad person and you have a bad heart and I wish I weren't related to you. Stop making our lives harder; if you're going to ruin yourself, go and ruin yourself and don't ruin the rest of us.
Sincerely,
Me.
Posted: 6/22/2006, 10:02 pm
by its4am_isanybodyhome
dear boy i like,
come to prom, see how fantastic i look in my dress, and make out with me.
love, jillian
ps. i really do look hot in my dress, if i do say so myself. and considering i usually wear baggy pants and t-shirts, someone needs to see that i have a figure.
Posted: 6/22/2006, 10:29 pm
by Johnny
Dear Johnny's brain,
Work right please. kthnxbye
-Johnny
Posted: 6/22/2006, 10:46 pm
by Rusty
Dear Jen,
Is everything ok with you?
Rusty.
Posted: 6/22/2006, 11:15 pm
by Sonya
DEAR HIVES.
PLEASE GO AWAY AND STOP BEING SO ITCHY AND RED AND UGLY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
much</3sonya.
Posted: 6/23/2006, 7:16 am
by myownsatellite
Dear POP Mail:
WORK DAMN YOU.
I followed the directions exactly, YOU SHOULD WORK.
But you don't.
You must hate me.
A lot.
No love,
Megan
Posted: 6/23/2006, 7:43 am
by Random Name
Dear Sarah,
You are dumb.
A quilt?! Who makes a quilt?! Whats wrong with you.
Why would you think you could finish this on time? Its clearly not possible.
Have fun spazzing out. And don't say I never told you so.
-Sarah
Posted: 6/23/2006, 8:35 am
by xoNoDoubt69
dear father,
please stop insulting me every chance you get. it just makes me feel even more depressed then i already am.
your first born,
melissa