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Posted: **1/30/2005, 2:49 am**

im very lonely
and drunk

Posted: **1/30/2005, 3:24 am**

invite the hos!

Posted: **1/30/2005, 3:32 am**

they all seem to have either shacked up with the remotely good lookin fellers
or for the most part
complately
ignored me

Posted: **1/30/2005, 3:11 pm**

*loves the drunken hobo*

Posted: **1/30/2005, 4:32 pm**

HOTT!

Posted: **1/30/2005, 4:32 pm**

that's right, i double t'd that shit

Posted: **1/30/2005, 6:35 pm**

happeningfish wrote:*loves the drunken hobo*

woah
i misspelled completely
theres no A in that word
damn was i ever drunk

Posted: **1/30/2005, 6:46 pm**

Rusty wrote:
dorky_brunette wrote:and if all fails (which it won't, as i will send good luck vibes your way), we have that nunnery/priesthood thing to fall back on.

and if we do start a convent of sorts, can we please, please sing, and find that redhead woman from sister act who kicked everyone's arse?
You good luck vibes failed to reach me tonight I'm afraid. I finally did ask. I was all like "would you like to see a movie?" She was like "sure." I was like hot damn, then I thought that was too easy, I don't think she got what I meant. So I'm like "would you consider it a date or as friends?" She replied "Friends, sorry." Followed by "It's getting late, I got to go." Then she left. I just thought I'd share. Well oh well, the point is I finally asked her out, and you can't blame a guy for trying. Anyway what about that convent?

oh deary, i'm sorry. those vibes never usually fail.
it's because i was in saskatoon. that city has..anti...vibe..things...

you tried! that's what matters!

now. convent.
we first have to stalk that cool singing nun lady, kidnap her, and find a location for our convent.
all will fall into place from there.

Posted: **1/30/2005, 6:48 pm**

Alright sounds like a good plan. *buys burlap sack and duct tape*

Posted: **1/30/2005, 7:12 pm**

Are you talking about Julie Andrews?

Posted: **1/30/2005, 7:31 pm**

the redheaded nun in sister act.
that can sing! but is shhy!

Posted: **2/1/2005, 8:52 am**

Rusty wrote:Alright sounds like a good plan. *buys burlap sack and duct tape*

did someone say duct tape?

i'll be happy to lend my skills

Posted: **2/1/2005, 3:47 pm**

You can't come on this journey. You're young and can still find someone. This dorky_brunette and I however must now join hunt down the shy singing nun and enter a long life of celibacy and umm religious stuff.

Posted: **2/1/2005, 4:28 pm**

Yeah, once you hit that big 1-7 your chances of finding a date are <i>over</i>

Posted: **2/1/2005, 4:59 pm**

Oh you know it.

Posted: **2/1/2005, 5:42 pm**

Convents aren't for boys.

Posted: **2/1/2005, 5:45 pm**

Way to be, Captain Obvious! Anyways, I dont see any boys.

Posted: **2/1/2005, 5:46 pm**

That was an insult to Rusty who wanted to be in a convent but is a boy. They should call you Blindy, not Cracky, or wait are you a boy? Sarah called you a man...

Posted: **2/1/2005, 6:12 pm**

Lando insulted me.

Who did sarah call a man? Me or Sinead?

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