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Bash.org
Posted: 10/22/2004, 7:33 pm
by Axtech
Go to
www.bash.org for hillarious quotes from irc/icq/aim, etc...
One of my favourites:
http://www.bash.org/?171987
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
Most of them aren't racist though. heh
I suggest checking out the top quotes. Plus, you can vote on the ones you like (more useful when checking out the new submissions).
Posted: 10/22/2004, 7:46 pm
by ihatethunderbay
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
i love bash.org
Posted: 10/22/2004, 7:58 pm
by megxyz128
<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
Posted: 10/22/2004, 9:25 pm
by Korzic
Oh my... That site is SOOOOOOOOOO old. And it sucks now too. All the new quotes are crap. Theres like 1 good quote to 100 crap ones. Search Campbell. You'll foind a few quotes by myself in there.
Posted: 10/22/2004, 11:18 pm
by Sonya
Posted: 10/22/2004, 11:28 pm
by joe_canadian
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
Posted: 10/22/2004, 11:29 pm
by joe_canadian
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
ROFL
I'm going to do that with everyone I chat with now.
Posted: 10/22/2004, 11:38 pm
by Sonya
This one's actually happened to me once or twice.
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<MadHatter> what
<MadHatter> fuck you
<enex> oh
<enex> hi
<MadHatter> yeah hey
<enex> what's up
<MadHatter> nothing man
Posted: 10/22/2004, 11:40 pm
by Hope
im pretty sure that has happened to me also
Posted: 10/22/2004, 11:54 pm
by joe_canadian
Korzic is going to love this:
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
Posted: 10/22/2004, 11:56 pm
by joe_canadian
this site is going to entertain me forever
SparTacus (
rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (
lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r
Posted: 10/22/2004, 11:58 pm
by joe_canadian
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.
Posted: 10/23/2004, 12:25 am
by closeyoureyes
#4916 +(2716)- [X]
<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
Posted: 10/23/2004, 1:04 am
by Korzic
www.logged.org too but I think Pat accidentally nerfed it. Theres loads of quotes from me on that site (if its still up)
Posted: 10/23/2004, 1:07 am
by nikki4982
You guys are sooooo behind.
And, Campbell!!! You got quotes in there?!?!?! All of our hub quotes were rejected.
Posted: 10/23/2004, 2:15 am
by Korzic
#58743 +(440)- [X]
<@Campbell> I saw the best thing today... I was around at a mates place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around preaching their shit
<@Campbell> So my mate invites them in and sits down and offers them pizza and cookies.
<@Campbell> After about 15 minutes they left very happy.
<@Campbell> We spotted them about an hour later lying in a park staring at the sky
<@Campbell> I guess those hash cookies and that magic mushie pizza really did its job.
<@Campbell> Who said drugs were bad?!
#56256 +(85)- [X]
<Campbell> You know you're seriously got nothing better to do when you start measuring time in units other than minutes and hours.
<Oli[bath]> Win2k uptime: two quadrillion two hundred thirteen trillion seven hundred seventy-nine billion six hundred twenty-one million two hundred five thousand two hundred ninety-two Caesium-133 Radiation-periods (2,213,779,621,205,292| 2 days, 18 hours, 53 mins, 41 secs)
#81910 +(2)- [X]
<@Campbell> do you think he/she/it understands anything we're saying?
<@Campbell> LIke if I said...
<tiny> Hmm..
<@Campbell> small_bee: God hates you .. your mother and father hates you... THE WORLD HATES YOU
<@Campbell> DO you think he/she/it understands?
<tiny> S/he/it just might =)
<small_bee> yeah ,i love him forever
<tiny> It's fairly direct
<tiny> ..
<tiny> Ok.
<tiny> Maybe not
Posted: 10/23/2004, 2:26 am
by nikki4982
I know, I looked.
Darn it, why didn't they like our totally awesome quotes.
Posted: 10/23/2004, 5:18 am
by xjsb125
Oh lord, I remember reading these for hours every night last summer with Nikki/Nam/Melissa/Kym/Josh. So many quotes.
Posted: 10/23/2004, 2:22 pm
by happening fish
Oh hell, this site is great
< Ashen> fucking hell
< Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
< Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant
Posted: 10/23/2004, 2:23 pm
by happening fish
Baaaahahahhahaha
<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator?
<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe?
<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP!
<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL!
<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT!