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Intentionally bad poetry
Posted: 10/29/2002, 9:12 pm
by One-Eye
Here's a little ditty I wrote about the guy who makes pasta in the dorm cafeteria.
I call it "Pasta Boy".
Hot oil, spicy pesto, sizzling chicken
in the pan of my love for you, oh pasta boy!
You make me tingle when you say "What kind of noodle do you want?"
And the way you flip the pan so gracefully is divine!
Oh pasta boy! Run away with me and make pasta for me every day!
We shall raise many pasta-eating children!
You ladle the alfredo of my heart!
Posted: 10/29/2002, 9:17 pm
by superboots
Posted: 10/29/2002, 9:36 pm
by superrgirll
Wow Aerin, you're so lucky. I wish i could find a man who could ladle the alfredo of my heart.
Posted: 10/29/2002, 9:37 pm
by happening fish
aerindipity wrote:you ladle the alfredo of my heart
That's the best line i've ever heard!!
Posted: 10/29/2002, 9:37 pm
by One-Eye
Yeah, he doesn't know that I exist. But that's never stopped me before!
Posted: 10/29/2002, 11:09 pm
by Canadian Coast Guard
I think I can do MUCH worse.
Posted: 10/30/2002, 12:11 am
by One-Eye
Well, let's see it then!
Posted: 10/30/2002, 12:18 am
by superboots
you don't want to see it. Trust me.
Re: Intentionally bad poetry
Posted: 10/30/2002, 12:29 am
by Gimme_Shelter
Aerindipity wrote:Here's a little ditty I wrote
haha, "ditty"
Posted: 10/30/2002, 5:05 pm
by liam
Good Job Aerin.
Posted: 11/1/2002, 4:22 am
by One-Eye
Ode to Guy Puking His Guts Out on the Front Stoop
i reel at how much
watered down frat house spirits
you must have imbibed.
I love haiku!
Posted: 11/1/2002, 8:49 am
by Dr. Hobo
ahhh
good ole haiku's bout pukin ppl
you rule aerin!
Posted: 11/2/2002, 10:29 pm
by Xavier870
I call this little "ditty" Spot
See Spot
See Spot Run
See Spot Sleep
See Spot Spy
See Spot Eat
See Spot Have Anal Sex
See Spot Get Doggy Herpes
See Spot Have To be Put Down
Re: Intentionally bad poetry
Posted: 11/3/2002, 2:57 pm
by emily
now that's just wrong.
Posted: 11/3/2002, 3:31 pm
by liam
Re: Intentionally bad poetry
Posted: 11/3/2002, 9:45 pm
by Xavier870
More to follow in the adventures of Spot. Is he really dead? We'll find out next week!
Re: Intentionally bad poetry
Posted: 11/3/2002, 9:48 pm
by superrgirll
But i want to find out NOW
Re: Intentionally bad poetry
Posted: 11/3/2002, 9:58 pm
by Xavier870
Very well...
Spot: The Return
See Spot
See Spot Run
See Spot Stand In Middle of 401
See Spot Play Dead
See Spot Guts On Goodyear Of Passing 18 Wheeler
Re: Intentionally bad poetry
Posted: 11/3/2002, 10:01 pm
by superrgirll
That's sad
Re: Intentionally bad poetry
Posted: 11/4/2002, 12:01 am
by One-Eye
My bad poems are way better. They have FEELING.
Like this one. I call it: The Withdrawal Sucks Haiku:
My head hurts a lot
Don't take take brain-altering drugs
then suddenly stop.
Taken from real life, too. Spot can never compare.
