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i have 2 of them. they do stuff for me.
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They get me from point A to point B.

i hate feet

lint

nails

ball

heel

toes

ARGYLE SOCKS

scaliness

calluses

veins

arch

knuckles

thick skin

blisters







i believe i've more or less captured the essence.

wow gis of foot brings up a lot of stuff that has nothing to do with feet.
like snakes and asian boys.

shtinky feet shtinky socks!

stinky feet must be washed.

There is nothing like a good foot massage though

feet are gross.

i need em to walk tho

i like my feet *wiggles toesies*

lol ahh i'm such a kid XD

happening fish wrote:wow gis of foot brings up a lot of stuff that has nothing to do with feet.
like snakes and asian boys.

my feet wear 7.5 size shoes.

mine too!

and i never really got some people's strong aversion to tootsies.

i'm a 10

happening fish wrote:mine too!

and i never really got some people's strong aversion to tootsies.

all them foot diseases! ewwww! (by the way, did you know that there's more of likelihood of getting foot diseases if you wear shoes as opposed to not wearing shoes?)

mm hmm. i used to be one of those nutjobs who walked around barefoot through the hallways in high school.

then wouldn't the happy medium be sandals? Or flip-flops or some such thing? That way you're not sticking your feet in warm sweaty shoes, but you're also not walking on the gross ground and stepping on/in stuff...

yeah, that probably wasn't the smartest idea ever, but it was fun watching other people freak out. but, well, they were the hallways of high school, so they were usually clean enough and didn't contain things you could step in/on (at least i hope not D: ). plus with the winters of saskatchewan, wearing flipflops to school or bringing them with you wasn't usually a high priority

closeyoureyes wrote:i'm a 10

me toooo

i <3 walking.

FEET really are cool!
Think about it they support all those pounds/stones/kilos that you weigh. They dance, let the ocean and sand run over them and through them. When was the last time you went to the beach and dipped your elbow in the water to test it? Feet get to wear fun socks and even better some funky shoes. Feet are a way of measuring up a man. Feet dont have to be stinky, washing them does the trick and dont wear synthetic shoes, problem solved. Feet can be sexy. Feet can be warmed by a fire when skiing or camping, and skiing without feet is a real challenge. Feet allow you to jump for joy and only really give out when you are sticken with the most visceral grief. Feet are one of the areas that allowed us to evolve to being bimodal.

I think we should celebrate feet and their many feats!!

Hope wrote: my feet wear 7.5 size shoes.

Mine too in north america (I think)

But in England they wear size 5 shoes.

And in Europe they wear size 38.

my feet always hurt.