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A clone high school? What a cute idea!

Anyone else here love this show as much as I do?

It's a damn shame that they got cancelled, especially after ending the first season the way they did.

Now, to do what we do with every show appreciation thread ... quotes!

That show was cool.

FOH SUPPAH I ER UH

WANT A PAHTY PLATTAH!!

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

i was tandoori jones on msn for a while

Dryhumping with Ghandi is something i'll always dream of.


ABE AND JOAN FOREVERRR!!!

and also... CLEOPATRA IS A SLUT!!!

and also, i've always had a thing for JFK

Gandhi: I like my humping like I like my martinis ... dry

Scudworth: Little do they know that I have my own plans for these clones! Plans that don't involve these shadowy figures at all. hehehehe!
Shadowy Figure: You're talking at a normal indoor speaking voice!
Scudworth: So I am! *whispers* Little do they know, I have my own plans for these-
Shadowy Figure: SCUDWORTH! You're walking on thin ice, man. Clone of Karen Carpenter-thin. I think this is an issue we should talk about ... in person.
Scudworth: Maybe we could have dinner! Perhaps the Olive Garden. It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype.
Shadowy Figure: We were thinking somewhere more ... intamite. Your house. Next Friday. No dairy. Please.
Scudworth: DAMMIT! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like FOREVER!

Joan: Thanks, Mr. B. I love you.
Mr. Butlertron: Don't mention it. ................. Wesley.

Shadowy Figure: We've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross-country meet. But that riot was unacceptable.
Scudworth: Unacceptable?! Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

i love the "they flipped the bitch" part lol

Best rant ever...

Stamos! Damn him and his jet black hair and witting smile! Oh, I'm a failure... a failure! I'm so disorganized! I never call anyone back! YOU SHOULD SEE MY CAR, IT'S A MESS! I'm a mess! I go to the submarine sandwich restaraunt and I leave my submarine sandwish restaraunt value card at home EVERY! TIME! Oh, I want a free sandwich... STAMOS!!!

Burrrrrrrrrrn on the Karen Carpenter reference!

also,
"Catherine The Great? More like Catherine The So-So!"

"My abs are so firm you can grate CHEESE ON 'EM!"
— JFK

Raise the roof! RAISE IT!

Gandhi [to Catherine the Great]: Aw, get off your high horse.

Joan of Arc: You don't know what you're getting into, what she's getting you into.
Abe Lincoln: You don't know what you're getting into, and that's out of my friendship. And you know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on. But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it's from you back stabbing me. So instead the nail metaphor, I should have used a stabbing metaphor, but it too late for that now, isn't it?
Joan of Arc: I guess it is.
Abe Lincoln: That's where you're wrong, Joan!

i loved that show.

me too

and now i have the makeover song stuck in my head.

Makeover makeover, makeover makeover, makeover makeover, makeover!
Ya ya ya!

blind guy (facing wall) as joan comes down the stairs with her new makeover:
Oh. Mah. GOD.

Toots: Joan! I thought you was dead! I shot you for biting my leg so much!


lmfao. That line is so funny, because even though he thought it was Joan, he's wearing the lion's skin over his shoulders.

Kind of like when he thinks the basketball is Joan, but he still throws the ball out the door when he's telling her to have fun at the prom.

Nothing bad every happens to the kenedies



WEEEEESLLY

paraphrasing cause i haven't seen the show in forever, but

cleo: "why didn't your mom just throw her compact at you?"
joan: "I... I don't have a mom."
cleo: "oh my god... I almost felt really bad there for a second, even though everything in MY life is perfect. Weird!"