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They say that it's important to pick highlights out of your day everyday. That way you can prioritize what's important to you. Plus, maybe we'll learn a little baout eachother.

have you been watching too much oprah?

i don't watch tv anymore
only two shows and i just skip one of them sometimes.

Flamenco dancing with Brianne.

sharing the highlight of my day with you would probably make me feel ever so pathetic.

That embrace ... after waiting so long.

mine was purposly seeing how far i can push my writer's craft teacher. in the end, he just gave up and said he would stop teaching, lol. we just sat there and watched him read for 45 minutes. it was freaking hilarious. he has this plastic bat he keeps in his classroom and he was walking around the class with it smashing it on tables when he got frustrated. he called me into the hall and started walking towards me and backed me into the corner haha.

Wow. Making someone feel like shit for trying to do their job. That makes you as big of an asshole as the people who bitch over the phone at Melissa. Good work, frog. You owe him a huge apology. This is why you are nominated for most immature CMer.

no it was a joke, he knew it was. we laughed about it afterwards.

yeah and some teachers are huge assholes. I had a teacher that I gave a hard time to also because he was a prick. He was such a prick that I stopped attending his class for the last 2 months of the semester and then when I needed that credit to graduate I wrote the Supplementary exam and got an 80 on it. I've never seen someone so pissed off about a student passing his class.

My mom also hated him because of how much of an ass he was. She knew him from when he was younger. She called him to tell him off because he was harassing my brother because he hated me. Oddly enough, she reached him during his retirement party at the school.

I bet that was the worst retirement party ever. Being told off by a very furious 5'1 woman.

my highlight of the day was finding out that i could have my dream career before the end of the year.

or something like that.

The highlights of my day include

Hockey, going to a movie or watching a movie I have yet to see and taking a dump.

my teacher isn't a jerk though, i just like giving him a hard time.

The highlight of my day is eatin' this here apple.

kermit wrote:my teacher isn't a jerk though, i just like giving him a hard time.

yeah and if you have a good relationship with him and it's all playful it's fine, but if he hates you because of it and he's a good guy, then you're the jerk.

I think dissecting a crayfish and locus in biology was the best part of my day.

locusts?

yeah, a locust.

with a t this time.

damn, I was hoping you discovered a new species.

According to the internet, a locus is some sort of location. That would be hard to dissect. I mean, I could cut up a map but I don't think that would do much...