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Awesome! One of my most favorite threads of all time! Land you have a shitload of questions several pages back that are unanswered.

afealicious wrote:dear lando, why does antiperspirant have an expiry date? do the gods want me to smell?

i can answer this on behalf of lando, although his answer is usually better but anyways.. antiperspirants have expiry dates because they have a pharmaceutically active ingredient (basically the chemical compound that allows them to act as antiperspirants) and those compounds usually have a shelf-life in relation to their ability to maintain that activity and/or the stability of the compound in relation to the effects of oxidation or other forms of chemical degradation

crustine wrote:dear lando

why does the moon not fall out of the sky?

Dear Crusty. Here is your answer along with the answer to most of the perplexing questions that enter our minds every day. Learn it well. For it is a life lesson.

http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

woooaaaaaaah

i looked at that, and decided it was going to slow, and i was impatient. so i put it to max speed.

now i'm extremely dizzy, and feel like the screen is coming toward me, even though i'm not looking at it anymore.

you should play guitar hero 2, after staring at the screen for a while then looking away, things start to expand or float. It's super weird.

upon my triumphant return to the CM i wonder... "is this like the dear abby thread on the CM?"

of course this is without reading any of the thread out of pure laziness...
and my post? out of pure boredom...

Boredom+Laziness=skip reading and post.

what's the dear abby thread? i don't think i know any abbys...

maybe canada doesn't have dear abby... or maybe your not canadian... or maybe i made it up... i don't think i made it up...

saman wrote:what's the dear abby thread? i don't think i know any abbys...

i know an abby
she was cool
my parents loved her more than me
i even offered you a job to work with her
but you said i was too smelly and ran away to the rock

Mr.Dr.Hobo... you kinda freak me out.

Dear Lando, Where the fuck is my Lando #1 club package?

Lando wrote:you should play guitar hero 2, after staring at the screen for a while then looking away, things start to expand or float. It's super weird.

Dude! I've noticed that! I feel slightly trippy after playing a couple of tracks.

liam wrote:Mr.Dr.Hobo... you kinda freak me out.

thats hot

liam wrote:maybe canada doesn't have dear abby... or maybe your not canadian... or maybe i made it up... i don't think i made it up...

my not canadian? but my is canadian! i swear!

Dr. Hobo wrote:

saman wrote:
what's the dear abby thread? i don't think i know any abbys...

i know an abby
she was cool
my parents loved her more than me
i even offered you a job to work with her
but you said i was too smelly and ran away to the rock

what's this? i don't recall any of this.

Neil wrote:

Lando wrote:
you should play guitar hero 2, after staring at the screen for a while then looking away, things start to expand or float. It's super weird.

Dude! I've noticed that! I feel slightly trippy after playing a couple of tracks.

no neil. that's just the drugs

whoa lando that is way trippy i dont think i will ever have another question all was answered ....:~

Dear Lando, what do i do if i'm a pedophile obsessed with smearing horse fecal matter all over myself?

contact this place.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkham_Asylum

saman wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote:

saman wrote:
what's the dear abby thread? i don't think i know any abbys...

i know an abby
she was cool
my parents loved her more than me
i even offered you a job to work with her
but you said i was too smelly and ran away to the rock

what's this? i don't recall any of this.

thats probably a good thing
does anyone ever truly want to remember thing i say and stuff?
btw if you're ever online when i am on msn i'll explain it
if you're lucky

can you even remember what you say?