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Posted: 6/26/2003, 2:22 pm
by curtman16
su7an wrote:Or the brightest crayon in the box.
Hahahaha, my friend Michelle and I always say that and add:
More of a Navy Blue or a Black than a Yellow.
Posted: 6/26/2003, 3:01 pm
by happening fish
Not the shiniest penny in the wallet either, come to think of it
Posted: 6/26/2003, 5:34 pm
by Axtech
Who keeps coins in their wallet?
Posted: 6/26/2003, 5:35 pm
by Susan
I do?
Posted: 6/26/2003, 5:39 pm
by Axtech
Alrighty then. Carry on.
Posted: 6/26/2003, 5:57 pm
by emily
I do too.
It has a coin section.
Posted: 6/26/2003, 7:09 pm
by Axtech
Well, I don't.
I keep my glasses cleaner cloth in that little section of mine. Haha, geek out.
Posted: 6/26/2003, 7:20 pm
by Susan
I hardly ever clean my glasses.
Nerd up.
Posted: 6/26/2003, 7:28 pm
by Axtech
Way to see, no sight.
Posted: 6/26/2003, 8:00 pm
by happening fish
Like she could see even if she DID clean them
Posted: 6/26/2003, 9:27 pm
by Solidarity 9-6347
not the swiftest deer in the meadow
not the shiniest crayon in the shed
Posted: 6/26/2003, 9:31 pm
by starseed_10
i know i keep my crayons in the shed!
Posted: 6/26/2003, 9:44 pm
by happening fish
shiny crayon
Posted: 6/26/2003, 10:22 pm
by Solidarity 9-6347
i think i should sell my shiny crayon idea to crayola, those things would sell like hotcakes...shiny hotcakes
Posted: 6/26/2003, 10:29 pm
by One-Eye
Not the quickest horse in the stable.
Not the brightest candle on the altar.
Not the deepest shaft in the mine.
I used to spend entire anatomy lectures making those things up...
Posted: 6/26/2003, 11:14 pm
by happening fish
That last one is ridiculously funny for some reason
Shaft
Posted: 6/26/2003, 11:28 pm
by Johnny
She's not the Tallest tree in the forest
Posted: 6/26/2003, 11:45 pm
by One-Eye
But see, the trick is to use adjectives that are synonymous with intelligence. Sharp. Quick. Bright. Deep.
I've never heard "tall" used to mean smart. You know, "Damn, she's tall! She got a 1600 on the SATs!"
Posted: 6/26/2003, 11:59 pm
by Johnny
She's not the fattest Hog on the Hog Farm
Posted: 6/27/2003, 12:33 am
by One-Eye
That's, uh... more like it.