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Posted: **6/30/2005, 7:16 pm**

yay canada is ridiculous?

Posted: **6/30/2005, 7:24 pm**

no no, the part about Ralph Klein

Posted: **6/30/2005, 10:36 pm**

... He is an alcoholic. Lookie:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Klein

Wikipedia wrote:An admitted alcoholic, Klein, under the influence, once verbally abused homeless people at an Edmonton-area shelter. After the incident, Klein reportedly sought to end his alcoholism, which had once been regarded as a sort of amusing, harmless quirk by many Albertans. Though Klein was intoxicated during the incident, this was consistent with an earlier stance on welfare he had taken, which was to offer destitute people "a bus ticket to Vancouver" to exploit the more generous social assistance of British Columbia.

He's said worse too. And he's homophobic. He sucks.

**edit**
Spain legalized Gay Marriage today!!! It becomes the fourth country in the world.

Mmmm, Spaniards.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/01/inter ... spain.html

Posted: **6/30/2005, 11:32 pm**

We're gonna be last.

Posted: **7/1/2005, 2:00 am**

I think spain actually beat us, coz it's already gone through their senate. It could officially become law by the end of next week when it actually gets physically printed up on government papers. Our bill still has to go through the senate and will officially become law sometime this summer I think.

Posted: **7/1/2005, 10:53 pm**

http://www.godhatescanada.com/

You know what? I fucking hate people like that. It makes me sick as a Person, and Uber Sick as a Christian to think people would ACTUALLY THINK THAT about God.

Posted: **7/1/2005, 10:58 pm**

I've said it once, I'll say it again, the majority of people suck. I for one am glad that the bill passed though. I'm also glad it passed after the school year, then my essay would have been redundant.

Posted: **7/1/2005, 11:55 pm**

I want to have faith in people though.

Posted: **7/2/2005, 12:15 am**

gay marriage is ok by me, h/l/b/tg can do whatever they wish, canada is all about freedom of speech/actions....and the only place you can find ketchup flavoured chips..

Posted: **7/2/2005, 1:56 am**

closeyoureyes wrote:http://www.godhatescanada.com/

You know what? I fucking hate people like that. It makes me sick as a Person, and Uber Sick as a Christian to think people would ACTUALLY THINK THAT about God.

With all those godhates sites popping up, I'm still surprised there is no godhatesholland.com. If God hates Canada, you'd think he certainly hates the Netherlands.

Posted: **7/2/2005, 9:55 am**

i can just see the hicks now... God Hate Sholland? What the blue fuck is Sholland? Is that in Texas or sumthin?

Posted: **7/2/2005, 12:28 pm**

I can almost understand the God Hating Canada part, but "Thank God The Pope is Dead! He is in Hell!"?

Posted: **7/2/2005, 1:04 pm**

closeyoureyes wrote:I want to have faith in people though.

My faith in people died many years ago.

Posted: **7/2/2005, 2:04 pm**

I don't want mine to die. And also, is Canada REALLY the only place you can buy Tomatoe Sauce chips?

Posted: **7/2/2005, 2:19 pm**

No, we had them too. Not sure if we still do, but they were certainly there at one point.

Posted: **7/2/2005, 3:40 pm**

closeyoureyes wrote:I don't want mine to die. And also, is Canada REALLY the only place you can buy Tomatoe Sauce chips?

Tomatoe Sauce chips? They are called ketchup chips.

Posted: **7/2/2005, 5:29 pm**

I call them what I like thanks. I don't say Ketchup.

Posted: **7/2/2005, 6:12 pm**

then say catsup

Posted: **7/2/2005, 9:38 pm**

I will say what I have always said, Tomatoe Sauce.

Posted: **7/2/2005, 10:44 pm**

Tomato sauce?

You freak