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uh oh.

sand's about to kick some ass.

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Poor Soozy.

[16:30] <Dr.Johny> I bit into a bar of Zest body soap when i was younger though
[16:30] <Axtech> eww
[16:30] <Axtech> Swear at your folks, did you?
[16:31] <Dr.Johny> no
[16:31] <Dr.Johny> I wanted to have clean BM's
[16:31] <Axtech> LMAO
[16:31] <Axtech> ewww
[16:31] <Dr.Johny> After a hard day of eating dirt
[16:31] <Dr.Johny> you wanna be clean
[16:31] <Dr.Johny> inside and out
[16:32] <_old_lady_peace> hahaha
[16:32] <Axtech> Did you have to wear a helmet as a child?
[16:32] <Dr.Johny> no :O
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[16:32] <_old_lady_peace> hahaha. wow.
[16:33] <Axtech> Should you have?
[16:33] <Dr.Johny> Ummm, no?
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[16:37] <Dr.Johny> besides, I dont see how wearing a helmet would have prevented me from eating dirt
[16:37] <Dr.Johny> I just had to have that dirt!
[16:38] <_old_lady_peace> aww.
[16:38] <Dr.Johny> this is going to go into the Hub Conversation thread....isnt it?
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[16:39] <Axtech> hehe, yeah...

i remember eating soap once when i was little.

i was soooooooo curious. it smelled nice, but it was sooooooo awful.

i ate a lot of things when i was little. soap, dirt, the chunky potted plant dirt stuff, earrings, rubber bands, coins... the list goes on and on.

are you okay?

afealicious wrote:i remember eating soap once when i was little.

i was soooooooo curious. it smelled nice, but it was sooooooo awful.

...i did the same thing.
i was like 12 though, so it wasn't that long ago. haha.
it was soooo gross.

there were loads of rhymes about kids eating soap! if everyone was doing it, why shouldn't i?

miss lucy had a baby
his name was tiny tim
she put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim

he drank up all the water
HE ATE UP ALL THE SOAP
he tried to eat the bathtub but
it wouldn't go down his throat

etc.

i think i was one of the very rare kids who didn't try to eat everything in sight. i never ate dirt either. my mom claims otherwise, but what does she know?

i tried to eat a lightbulb once. i was 4.

my bro ate everything
engine oil
dirt
ants (live.. i killed em first)
zincofax (i think thats what its called)
umm
other stuff
at one point poison control would recognize my moms voice and ask "what he did this time" hahahaha

saman wrote:i think i was one of the very rare kids who didn't try to eat everything in sight. i never ate dirt either.

same here.

heh, one time, my brother ate caterpillars.

Would you like to be my Number 1?

I was one of those kids that had to wear a helmet.

I was one of those kids who had to be on a little leash in the shopping mall

same here. except my mom had a two-year old and two three-year olds, so we all got leashes, probably the ones that connected to each other.